What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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Trigger7672

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:27 PMLet's just seal up Razorback Stadium, flood it, and give it to the bass fishing team.  Arena fishing with the upper deck stands for spectators.

That'll be our niche.

Fuck it. I live 10 minutes from the stadium and you couldn't pay me to go to a game this season.


Barton Fink


Barton Fink


Borenutz

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 12, 2026, 11:20 PMHe should throw himself off the top of the stadium, in protest.

Biddy, if you're reading this, I'm serious.

Hopefully he can take all of our administration with him.

razor5396

I am cancelling youtube sports tv package, destroying any Razorback Memorabilia. Fuck it all to the depths of hell. You are not going to fool me again or things are going to be better one day

Sus-Scrofa

A five touchdown scoring spree and we're right back in this.

bigpig

Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 12, 2026, 11:35 PMA five touchdown scoring spree and we're right back in this.

I'm not sure we could score 5 TDs in skeleton drills.

bigpig

We won't score 5 TDs before Halloween
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TC

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:35 PMMy gosh, it's more KJ

If KJ comes out to start the 2nd half...

TC

KJ is bad, but receiver routes are so sloppy.

Aaaand there's the false start


bigpig

Even if that was complete it was 3 yards short
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Barton Fink


buff2.0

Add OL to the list of groups that have quit.  Them and their faggot haircuts.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

Our games have no semblance to a normally played football game. It's disjointed, herky-jerky like we've never practiced.

It's really noticeable.

HOGSRUNWILD

Silverspoon has zero idea what to do to fix this.  Zero. None

Ray Zorback

irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

bigpig

You just know Sam is loving every second of this.
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HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 12, 2026, 11:42 PMYou just know Sam is loving every second of this.

Fuck that fat piece of shit.  I hope his boat sinks with him trapped under the canopy.  Fuck him.