What's a Yute? The Utah Game Thread

Started by BASS, Sep 11, 2026, 09:25 PM

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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:49 AMI wonder how many woopigers are still watching. 
Still 28 registered users online.

But I assume the usual four or five are down in P&R bitching at each other and not watching.

HogJaw

We are worse than Vanderbilt was in their basement days! A true bottom dweller, laughing stock!!

TC

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 13, 2026, 12:49 AMI wonder how many woopigers are still watching. 

I'll never not watch. I'm here for the long haul. I bleed Razorback red forever.

I also enjoy poking myself with sharp objects, against my better judgement.

buff2.0

I'm watching, and pushing slivers of bar soap into my urethra just to feel something.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa

Yep, that's just about how I figured it'd end.

Ray Zorback

irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

DrMongoose

What expectations is this announcer talking about? There are none and we can't even meet those.

They will trot cal out 3 times next week and double the corgi races! 2 hot dogs a drink and ticket for a low price !

Check your damn blood pressure!

"But I think we're set up to compete really well in the Southeastern Conference, especially now with the new revenue sharing model."." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BleedinRed

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Sep 13, 2026, 12:51 AMStill 28 registered users online.

But I assume the usual four or five are down in P&R bitching at each other and not watching.
Lol

BleedinRed

Well, that sucked.  

Good night friends.  

Ray Zorback

I'm guessing on the Tulsa message board, they are all upping their win predictions by 1.
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

bigpig

I watched every second of that.

I also watched the twin towers fall 25 years ago and a day.

I'm a sucker for horror.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

animal

I was unburdened by what has been
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Hogfan58

#532
"There are a lot of teams that wish they were 1-1 Chuck"
"We're 0-0 in the conference, Chuck, so we still have lot's to play for"
I need help and I know it.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 13, 2026, 12:41 AMUtah is going to drive this to the 2min warning and score.

We're going to run it a few times and end the game.

50-10 final score?

Wudn't even no 49-10, Neal.




I'm sure Bass scored more than the Hogs last night.


Thin Red Swine

I thought Biddy would at least have more passion in his walk and talk than Silverfluke in his postgame, which I couldn't even finish.


Texzilla

#535
This team is a collection of carpetbaggers shitballs without real desire to play college level pro ball. They've come for a check and a sec tag on their cv.

I like that RS is willing to bench unperforming players.  They are pros and need to play like it.  Last night Sam would have stuck with KJ to the end.  He wouldn't bench "our seniors".

This is a team of shitballs.  That's on HY.  Was he even at the game last night?  We need a new AD/GM that can get this thing figured out. Without a Wilson Mathews/JFB level of management in every facet of modern football bidness we're in an unending death spiral of losing, fan apathy, and sec cash infusions.  It's a propped up bankrupt operation thats kept afloat with artificial money support.

Silverfield might be the next Bear Bryant.  Or the next Chad.  It doesn't matter because the rest is so broken.

The only thing I'm thankful for is I lost the fervent fandom I grew up on back during the reign of Houston Nutt.  I'm not really invested in it, I don't spend a dime on it, and I watched the game just a bit on my phone. 

And Ryan, leave those white fucking helmets in Utah. 

TheOtherWhiteMeat

Quote from: Hogfan58 on Sep 13, 2026, 06:23 AM"There are a lot of teams that wish they were 1-1 Chuck"
"We're 0-0 in the conference, Chuck, so we still have lot's to play for"
Don't laugh. The coup de grace would be letting HY and Silver go midseason and naming Houston AD and Danny HC.

BleedinRed

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 13, 2026, 08:20 AMThey've come for a check and a sec tag on their cv.
This is what is infuriating.

There are players that aren't good enough to win many games, but they are going to build a foundation that 2-3 years from now will produce fruit.  We may be frustrated today with these guys and losing.  But they are at least worthy of payment because they '"could" most likely at least make other lower level SEC rosters. 

Then you have these assholes.   This coaching staff recruited and are paying guys that wouldn't make the roster of a mid level non-power team. 

That is how shitty the evaluations were in the off season. 

He brought in 80ish players that add zero value.   They don't build shit for the future.   

Fuck this program. 

buff2.0

You build the future with players that aren't drawing the big NIL checks. They'll play hard, fundamental ball and they'll do it every play until the whistle blows. These fuckfaces aren't doing it because 1. it's not being demanded and 2. they think they've already proven themselves every time they check their bank accounts.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on Sep 13, 2026, 08:24 AMDon't laugh. The coup de grace would be letting HY and Silver go midseason and naming Houston AD and Danny HC.

At least Danny has an excuse for brain-dead decision-making.