A Lie Agreed Upon: Tulsa vs Arkansas (game thread)

[BASS]

I guess this will suffice. The apathy is real.

In the last 10 months we've managed to spend/contract ourselves to $80ish million dollars to not only suck worse, but challenge Morris teams for the worst in our history.

$15 mm to pittman
$3 mm to payoff assistant contracts
$35 mm to silverfield contract
$4mm to assistant contracts
$25 mm to players

[Spiderham]

I guess this will suffice. The apathy is real.

In the last 10 months we've managed to spend/contract ourselves to $80ish million dollars to not only suck worse, but challenge Morris teams for the worst in our history.

$15 mm to pittman
$3 mm to payoff assistant contracts
$35 mm to silverfield contract
$4mm to assistant contracts
$25 mm to players

But you should see next year's budget...

[BASS]

But you should see next year's budget...

And they wonder why the fans are pissed.

[Zoso]

So this game is internet only? I'm stuck in a hotel in Heber Springs. I guess I'll watch on my phone.

[BASS]

Yeah, SEC Network+

Which you now get on YouTube tv, so you no longer have to go through the ESPN app.

[buff2.0]

So this game is internet only? I'm stuck in a hotel in Heber Springs. I guess I'll watch on my phone.

There's a river.  Just go lay face down in it for awhile and it'll be a better experience than watching this game.

[buff2.0]

I guess this will suffice. The apathy is real.

In the last 10 months we've managed to spend/contract ourselves to $80ish million dollars to not only suck worse, but challenge Morris teams for the worst in our history.

$15 mm to pittman
$3 mm to payoff assistant contracts
$35 mm to silverfield contract
$4mm to assistant contracts
$25 mm to players

$15mm to Pittman because our sitting AD gave him a raise/extension when literally nobody even wanted to try to hire him away, and AFTER he publicly said this would be his last job.

Everything after that is solely because we didn't fire HY for that act of stupidity.

[Zoso]

There's a river.  Just go lay face down in it for awhile and it'll be a better experience than watching this game.

Or do a swan dive off Sugarloaf.

[jdcatty]

Herbstreit's "super-dog" pick is Tulsa.  Ouch.

[Guardrail]

And we used to clown on ole miss and Vandy.

[dhog]

So this game is internet only? I'm stuck in a hotel in Heber Springs. I guess I'll watch on my phone.

You're in a hotel in Heber Springs? I hope it's the Holiday Inn Express, otherwise my thoughts and prayers.

[Barton Fink]

Still got two tickets to tonight's light show. 

[egregious]

Still got two tickets to tonight's light show. 

Do you have to go to the game to see the fireworks?

[DrMongoose]

Are they waiting to fire Hunter so he can see the laser and light show one time?

I do wonder how much was spent on the sound system, turf, and laser lights ? Would have been better spent on linemen.

#FireHunterYurachek

[Third_down_draw]

Yeah, SEC Network+

Which you now get on YouTube tv, so you no longer have to go through the ESPN app.

And YouTube so you no longer have to have YouTube tv or sec network+ or the shame of paying for the privilege to watch a dumpster fire.

[animal]

7pm kickoff
SEC+

We're having a rave party tonight, bring your own drugs

[Barton Fink]

Surely we win with two game threads, right?

[Cornhogio]

Are they waiting to fire Hunter so he can see the laser and light show one time?

I do wonder how much was spent on the sound system, turf, and laser lights ? Would have been better spent on linemen.

#FireHunterYurachek

Hopefully there are some photon torpedos loaded for his ass.

[buff2.0]

Yurachek should be forced to watch this game from a seat over a piranha tank.  We win, and he can get off the seat.  We lose, and that seat collapses and the tank looks like the Kool-Aid man trying to pass a kidney stone.

[DirkPiggler]

Yurachek should be forced to watch this game from a seat over a piranha tank.  We win, and he can get off the seat.  We lose, and that seat collapses and the tank looks like the Kool-Aid man trying to pass a kidney stone.

Let him watch the lasers from the top of Old Main or something.   Kind of like Moses wasn't allowed to enter the promised land, but instead of being a patriarch of two major religions we have a 50 IQ goofball.