Rocky Top Beatdown - The Tennessee Game Thread

Started by BASS, Oct 10, 2026, 09:19 AM

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BASS

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Is there a decoy upright in the end zone?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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Thin Red Swine

Huepel with his good deed of the day in not going for that fourth down.

bigpig

We shot our wad on a drive that ended in a fumble.

The defense has done good. They'll keep it up for a half at least.
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I'll take the yards, but NCAA is going to have to address the "throw it short and behind and wait for a flag" strategy
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

If that was a read option, our quarterback didn't do the right read. I think that's pretty common.

Barton Fink

We have zero players that can break a tackle. Zero

BASS

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College players are generally awful at taking routes to the first down marker
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Barton Fink


Barton Fink


BASS

Holy Houston Nutt! A smoke draw on 3rd and 22!

And a penalty on the same play!

I'm having PTSD flashbacks.
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bigpig

Jackson was just waiting to throw to his check down. Never bothered looking at a receiver
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Ok yeah I see it now.  There's gotta be a better hat for the coach.  You can literally search "sideline gear" on fanatics.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

mde114

Looks like Silverware is taking to gum chewing. Maybe it'll help stay awake?

DrMongoose

Fundamentals, we do not have

Stupid penalties

What do they do during practice?
Check your damn blood pressure!

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Ray Zorback

irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

BASS

Quote from: DrMongoose on Oct 10, 2026, 03:38 PMFundamentals, we do not have

Stupid penalties

What do they do during practice?

Dance to the Laverne and Shirley theme song?
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