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Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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buff2.0

Of course ESPN dropped the ball.  It's what they do.  Someone should give Josh a good couple lines of cocaine and put him on a platform behind the stage so he can pimp dance through the entire show.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 23, 2025, 03:14 PMOf course ESPN dropped the ball.  It's what they do.  Someone should give Josh a good couple lines of cocaine and put him on a platform behind the stage so he can pimp dance through the entire show.

I remember when Eminem had a bunch of lookalikes for the song that has the line "20,000 other white rappers emerge."

About 2 dozen Vandy Pimps in the Pit would be awesome. They would all have to be short.

buff2.0

V for Vendetta style, pass out a bunch of crowns and shades so the guest picker has a crowd of Pimps behind him
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

my guess is there will be a lot of students in attendance decked out with a crown, red cape, sunglasses, and a cane.  i hope nashville walmarks jumped on that and ordered the supplies.

i'd bet there are more than a few vandy pimps out on halloween this year.
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Show-Me Hog

It's Bargatze.

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HogOfWar

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BleedinRed

Quote from: HogOfWar on Oct 23, 2025, 09:44 PMWho?

One of the most populate standup comedians in the world.  He is from Tennessee. 

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 24, 2025, 07:00 AMOne of the most populate standup comedians in the world.  He is from Tennessee.

Him and Shane Gillis are like 1 and 2 or 2 and 1 over the last couple of years.

BleedinRed

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 24, 2025, 07:23 AMHim and Shane Gillis are like 1 and 2 or 2 and 1 over the last couple of years.

I feel like Gillis might be over saturating the market.  He seems to be in everything now.  Nat still keeps a lower profile which I think helps his longevity.  

soldiersooie

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 24, 2025, 07:44 AMI feel like Gillis might be over saturating the market.  He seems to be in everything now.  Nat still keeps a lower profile which I think helps his longevity. 


Not for long. I'm seeing him more and more and more.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 24, 2025, 07:55 AM

I guess that's what the kids these days call comedy.

Meh.
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RPL

Bargatze is a good choice.

ESPN has a way of screwing things up. Pat McAfee being the prime example.

Lurk

It's been so long since I've watched ESPN, I didn't know that there was a guest picker segment.
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Vito Porkleone

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 24, 2025, 09:17 AMIt's been so long since I've watched ESPN, I didn't know that there was a guest picker segment.
I remember when Sports Center was must-see TV.  Now, I only watch on Monday night after MNF for the Bad Beats segment.  

Zoso

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 24, 2025, 09:17 AMIt's been so long since I've watched ESPN, I didn't know that there was a guest picker segment.

GameDay is the only thing I watch. And I just half ass it. I switch over to Laura Rutledge and all her glory on SEC Network a lot.

RPL

Quote from: Zoso on Oct 24, 2025, 11:32 AMGameDay is the only thing I watch. And I just half ass it. I switch over to Laura Rutledge and all her glory on SEC Network a lot.

Same. I watch SEC Nation first then skim through the recorded GameDay bullshit.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 24, 2025, 07:44 AMI feel like Gillis might be over saturating the market.  He seems to be in everything now.  Nat still keeps a lower profile which I think helps his longevity. 


And Gillis is not that funny.

Borenutz

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 24, 2025, 04:48 PMAnd Gillis is not that funny.

He's a one trick pony. His shtick wears out pretty quick. Bargatze or whatever is way better and does it clean, similar to a Seinfeld or Gaffigan.

Zoso

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