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Lurk

Quote from: FNG on Jan 01, 2026, 09:02 AMIf any of our 19th Floor, corner office, corporate execs that have access to the Woopig Library of Alexandria could recover that bit of ancient treasure and post it, well...that would be awesome.
Somebody posted an archives link that had all of the different years. I looked through some of it. It was quoted all over throughout the years so it would be easy to find if that guy sees this post and posts that link again.

Never mind :)
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Son of Spam

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Jan 01, 2026, 12:16 PMNot true.

https://thespun.com/college-football/no-the-rose-bowl-is-not-being-relocated-on-thursday-afternoon
Probably still not much of a crowd if the rain persists. Damn if I would sit in a pouring rain when I could watch from home or a sports bar somewhere.
Well, shit...

Show-Me Hog

Uh, as a defense, why wouldn't you decline that last penalty and just let the half end? Clock was at zero. The holding call put 3 seconds back on. Nothing happened because of a kneel down, but Oregon could have run another play. Why allow that?

Lurk

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 12:34 PMProbably still not much of a crowd if the rain persists. Damn if I would sit in a pouring rain when I could watch from home or a sports bar somewhere.
It would be horrible if all that extra water weight along with the extra Alabama weight caused it to fall off into the ocean.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

BASS

"never a good sound when you're squeegeeing grass"

not on my college football commentary bingo card
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

what a halftime show.  they gonna bring jason biggs out to fuck a pie?
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

vegashog

oregon's run 49 plays to tech's 23. don't care how good your defense is, that can't happen in the 2nd half.

Corn Pop

Texas Tech looks like shit, but somehow they are only down 6-0 and just got the ball back with 12:06 left in the 3rd.
I really don't care, Margaret.

buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on Jan 01, 2026, 12:46 PM"never a good sound when you're squeegeeing grass"

not on my college football commentary bingo card

Good thing Alabama's got that great running game...
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

PigSix

This $2 zillion dollar OL Tech has....

Show-Me Hog

Who knew Oregon's defense was this good. Dominating.

If the offense was as consistent it would be about 35-0.

Gambler

Quote from: PigSix on Jan 01, 2026, 01:10 PMThis $2 zillion dollar OL Tech has....
Hope they kept the receipts.

mr.zorak

Quote from: Lurk on Jan 01, 2026, 12:41 PMIt would be horrible if all that extra water weight along with the extra Alabama weight caused it to fall off into the ocean.

The California DOT had to issue a warning to the Updyke fans that mobile
homes are NOT considered RV's.
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Son of Spam

3rd and 6 inches and you go from the shotgun. They made it, but WTF?
Well, shit...

BASS

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 01, 2026, 01:15 PM3rd and 6 inches and you go from the shotgun. They made it, but WTF?
i want of our astute journalist to ask ryan silverfield what formation he favors on 3rd 1, 4th and 1, etc.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

the guy that just made that read and throw is the #1 pick in the draft?  really?  he's pretty good, but #1?  reminds me of russell wilson in college. that guy did win a ring, so maybe #1 overall is worth it for whomever the giants trade the pick to.  i'm guessing the raiders will trade some stupid amount of picks to move up 1 or 2 picks to get dante to replace geno.  sounds like a classic raider move.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

mde114

Quote from: BASS on Jan 01, 2026, 01:19 PMi want of our astute journalist to ask ryan silverfield what formation he favors on 3rd 1, 4th and 1, etc.

💯

You knew Tech wouldn't make that yardage running the ball out of the spread formation.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: mr.zorak on Jan 01, 2026, 01:13 PMThe California DOT had to issue a warning to the Updyke fans that mobile
homes are NOT considered RV's.

Awesome. 🤣

FNG

Quote from: Fatissimal Jackson on Jan 01, 2026, 12:24 PMIrvin: BWAAHAHAHA! (yelling) Aw mane!  Deion, scrin scranton!  BWAAHAHAHA!  Got to grisna!  Like T.O.!  BWAAHAHAHA!
Sanders: BWAAHAHAHA!
Marino: OK, well like we were saying before, McNair will display the toughness and show the kind of heart that...
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (yelling) You know I scrilleous crate!  Grab a pen in traven!  BWAAAHAHAHA!  Sh*t!  Now I'm say!  Aw mane!
Sanders: HA HA!  Crenious shanta!  BWAAAHAHAHA!
Marino: What?
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (pushes Sanders in shoulder, falls backward out of chair)
Sanders:  Aw mane!
Irvin: (from ground)  BWAAAHAHAHA!

H.P. 4/27/04
:beer:

vegashog

tech qb sucks when not playing a b12 team.