Other College Football

[animal]

Mizzou won 11 goddam games.

We won 4.

They beat the shit out of us on our field.

WTF more do we need?

chocolates on the pillow in the morning mouthwash on the nightstand.

[buff2.0]

https://x.com/MizzouFootball/status/1740963647655129195?s=20

[Hizog]

The funny part about that, is almost no one, even college football fans associate that M with Mizzou. Even I was wondering why Mizzou is talking shit on behalf of Michigan.

[Show-Me Hog]

The funny part about that, is almost no one, even college football fans associate that M with Mizzou. Even I was wondering why Mizzou is talking shit on behalf of Michigan.

I think that's part of the joke, regarding Ohio State.

Well, maybe not from the official Mizzou Twitter. But from anyone else on Earth, I would think it would have that double meaning.

[animal]

I guess we'll see what happens when we aren't locked into a solid SEC West slate anymore. That's the go-to in my mind to justify why Mizzou is so much better shape than we are. Of course we are hitting right at the same time era in which the traditional SEC East teams are on the rise or have risen (such as Georgia). You know Florida won't be down for long. Tennessee is waking up. Mizzou and Kentucky are no slouches for now. We'll at least be semi motivated to play Texas for a while no matter how awful we are. The players won't get it but the fans will. Meanwhile odds are good that Alabama will fade away as Saban enters his golden years. Right? LSU under BK will be competitive but I don't know that they are winning nattys with him. Oh and for the billionth time Arkansas and LSU really were not that far apart in terms of what the national media thought of us pretty much thru much of the 90s. 

To summarize...Nick Saban, Jeff Long. and pussy killed Arkansas football. It's being further killed by NIL/portal shit as it is doing to many other programs. Well until we are serious and become a win at all costs type of program where we openly buy players, roster tamper, etc.

[Show-Me Hog]

Last night was just another example of how the opt-outs and transfers are making bowls unwatchable. The first three quarters were just terrible. And for the end result, do we really think Ohio State would have only scored three points against Mizzou, if their quarterback and All-Universe wide receiver had played?

And I don't know if their offensive line had any opt-outs, but surely that was the case. They were a sieve. They looked like the Arkansas Razorbacks.

[Hizog]

I think that's part of the joke, regarding Ohio State.

Well, maybe not from the official Mizzou Twitter. But from anyone else on Earth, I would think it would have that double meaning.

I get that was their intent. What I'm saying is that even coming from a Mizzou account, most people would not associate that "M" with Mizzou and just think Michigan.

[Show-Me Hog]

I get that was their intent. What I'm saying is that even coming from a Mizzou account, most people would not associate that "M" with Mizzou and just think Michigan.

Yeah, it's kind of weird in general. But I think that's happening a lot with intern level people running social media accounts. A yellow block M striking fear into Ohio State, is Mizzou comparing themselves to Michigan.

Fails because, as you said, no one even thinks of Mizzou with this yellow block M.

Also fails because for the last two decades, Ohio State has dominated Michigan overwhelmingly, so maybe that block M doesn't strike fear anyway.

[buff2.0]

I get that was their intent. What I'm saying is that even coming from a Mizzou account, most people would not associate that "M" with Mizzou and just think Michigan.

Unless they, you know, saw the Cotton Bowl.

[buff2.0]

I forgot, Ohio State is 1-13 against the SEC in bowl games.

[Hizog]

Unless they, you know, saw the Cotton Bowl.

Maybe I'm the only one, but 10 times out of 10, if I see that M, I'm thinking Michigan. Not Mizzou. Even reading that tweet ...from a Mizzou twitter account...the day after they beat Ohio State, I'm still thinking Michigan.

[Sus-Scrofa]

I forgot, Ohio State is 1-13 against the SEC in bowl games.

Scoop and score got dammit...

[buff2.0]

Ole Miss just had a touchdown pass called back because the defense jumped offsides.

Next play just as bad as we all can see the d-lineman make contact with Ole Miss's center before the snap... no call.

[Hizog]

Ole Miss just had a touchdown pass called back because the defense jumped offsides

And then an even worse no call on another offsides the very next play.

[buff2.0]

Must be Pac-12 refs

[Hizog]

There aren't many coaches who can out-douche Kiffin, but Franklin is one of them.

[buff2.0]

How would a douching competition even work?  Quantity of liquid held?  Ability to withstand the highest pressure?  Who can hold the concentrated ghost pepper juice the longest?

Lol review had to call down and overturn the fumble in which the arm was moving forward.

[BleedinRed]

What a lucky pass and catch for PSU.  Damn.  

[Show-Me Hog]

About done with the "rules analyst" telling me things I can see with my own eyes.

You want to explain the onsides kick rule, or substitution rules, or what's new or emphasized this year? Fine, bring in the rules analyst.

Whether someone's knee was down, or QB arm going forward, I can see with my own fucking eyes.

[Hizog]

How would a douching competition even work?  Quantity of liquid held?  Ability to withstand the highest pressure?  Who can hold the concentrated ghost pepper juice the longest?

Lol review had to call down and overturn the fumble in which the arm was moving forward.

 

I'll concede any conclusion you want to come to in order to avoid thinking about this in any more horrific detail.