Other College Football

[Son of Spam]

I can hear the conversation to the guy who makes the name for the jerseys now.
"It's P-E-N-I-X."

" That's not how you spell it."

[Hogfan58]

Already 2 holding calls on Texas. Did they even call holding in the 1st game?

[jdcatty]

They cannot hear you.

Their faces are buried in a pillow next to the back of their sisters head.
They are anal fucking their sister in anger, trying to get over the drunken pain of losing.
After they finish and wipe away their filth on the drapes in their 1968 aluminum wired trailer, they will shuffle to the bathroom and down their last handful of Phyllis Mulga Skittles they stole from their COPD/lung cancer grandmaw a few weeks before.  Washing it down with a couple swigs of Kentucky Tavern, they stumble to the kitchenette/den and look at their black and white tube aerial television on the tv tray, wishing, longing to be Washington or Texas just for a few hours.  Just for a few... all for naught.

Tomorrow will bring a horrible hangover, a drizzling case of the shits in the tire store bathroom they work at because of narcotic withdrawal, and best of all... the stark cold realization it is 2024... and they have more fucking losses than Vanderbilt does this year.

Suck a dick and I hope you Updykes writhe like a worm in hot ashes for a long time.  Ain't so fucking easy when other teams can buy players now.

This ain't Logan Young's 1980s and he ain't crawling out of the ground to save you.

Such hatred when they are playing ..... Michigan?  Really?  Fuck Michigan.

[mr.zorak]

A true wordsmith. Hats off to you!

Thank you sir. I know you enjoyed the ending of that game as much as me.

In closing :  this one is for you...

https://x.com/ohwowthejet/status/1742000279724478520?s=46

[The Whyte Boar]

I haven't watched Washington much this year but this kid looks like Michael Vick out there.

[Show-Me Hog]

These Washington receivers are really, really good. A good way to make your QB look better, kinda like Mike Evans did for Johnny Foosball.

Edit: not saying Penix isn't good. He's really, really good also. It's just good to have good receivers.

[TC]

But, but, but. SEC. Texas is one of us. 

Does anybody still parrot that line?

I know it gets criticized a lot around here, but I havent heard anyone say that in years.

[Show-Me Hog]

First time I've ever seen a dude get called for a low hit, when he hit the other guy squarely in the chest. The ref who threw the flag was 30 yards away and was shielded by being on the back side of the player getting hit.

[buff2.0]

If you looked at it wrong, it looked terrible

[Son of Spam]

Thank you sir. I know you enjoyed the ending of that game as much as me.

In closing :  this one is for you...

https://x.com/ohwowthejet/status/1742000279724478520?s=46

[mr.zorak]

Such hatred when they are playing ..... Michigan?  Really?  Fuck Michigan.

Absolutely this much hate.

I agree with you, fuck Michigan as well.

But more fuck for Dead Bahr.

[vegashog]

Such hatred when they are playing ..... Michigan?  Really?  Fuck Michigan.

i remember bama when they were coached by someone not named saban. let's keep rooting for all the success in the world for the guy so he sticks around for another 5 years.

[Show-Me Hog]

Seriously, I've already made the comment, but they keep showing them.

The Washington spirit girls are healthy and probably smart. Maybe majoring in Feminist Studies. Idol: Lizzo.

[buff2.0]

Washington Michigan'd that punt catch

[bigpig]

Stupid

[vegashog]

punts, how do they work.

[buff2.0]

There are some beautiful women up at UDub, you just have to look through a crowd of yetis to find them.

[jdcatty]

i remember bama when they were coached by someone not named saban. let's keep rooting for all the success in the world for the guy so he sticks around for another 5 years.

If you think winning that game has anything to do with how long Saban is going to stick around, I feel sorry for you.  He will go out when HE wants to, and it won't be because he doesn't win the national championship.

And Alabama will still be a powerhouse when he leaves, unless they completely fuck it up.

[buff2.0]

Alabama is watching this game and salivating over DeBoer

[vegashog]

If you think winning that game has anything to do with how long Saban is going to stick around, I feel sorry for you.  He will go out when HE wants to, and it won't be because he doesn't win the national championship.

And Alabama will still be a powerhouse when he leaves, unless they completely fuck it up.

you seem oddly attracted to saban and bama.

why would any arkansas fan want anything good to happen to him or that fucking team.