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Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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buff2.0

If it's clear and indisputable it won't take 5 minutes to justify.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 28, 2024, 08:09 AMIf it's clear and indisputable it won't take 5 minutes to justify.

Yet it was still the correct call. 

Son of Spam

How can a player be a ninth year senior?
Well, shit...

buff2.0

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"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 28, 2024, 09:26 AMHow can a player be a ninth year senior?

For sticking it out in one place in this era, he should get to stay as long as he wants.

He probably makes about $10 per game in NIL money. 

animal

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 28, 2024, 09:26 AMHow can a player be a ninth year senior?
He just keeps identifying as a junior.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BleedinRed

Quote from: animal on Sep 28, 2024, 09:41 AMHe just keeps identifying as a junior.


He gets older but the chicks stay the same age.   

Thin Red Swine

Maybe belongs in the unpopular opinions thread, but Katie George > Laura Rutledge.


Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 28, 2024, 10:52 AMMaybe belongs in the unpopular opinions thread, but Katie George > Laura Rutledge.

Playboy, if this was the 1980s, would totally do a Women of the Sidelines pictorial.

Erin Andrews is the OG, and I think we've all seen that. Kaylee hard tongue would be my number one draft pick.

Kaylee Hartung. My phone voice transcribed the other way, and it's too appropriate to correct.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 28, 2024, 11:02 AMPlayboy, if this was the 1980s, would totally do a Women of the Sidelines pictorial.

Erin Andrews is the OG, and I think we've all seen that. Kaylee hard tongue would be my number one draft pick.

Kaylee Hartung. My phone voice transcribed the other way, and it's too appropriate to correct.

I've called her that for years and she is also my ATF. Brunettes forever.

Thin Red Swine

Saban is going to drive a trident through McAfee's chest before this season is over.

buff2.0

This SEC Network of split screen coverage of the same fucking game is dumb as hell.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

hit_that_line

Great start for Kentucky. Jesus.

Thin Red Swine

So Kentucky has a Georgia hangover.

The blitz had Dart dead to rights but a terrible effort at making the tackle.


buff2.0

Kentucky D brought their own pillow to bite down on
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: hit_that_line on Sep 28, 2024, 11:14 AMGreat start for Kentucky. Jesus.

Their offense looks ok. I don't think Mississippi's D has been tested yet this year, and traditionally they're pretty leaky.

hit_that_line

I think Kentucky's OC is unloading the whole playbook on the first drive.

BASS

Ole Miss db with a fistful of Jersey and no call
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 28, 2024, 11:23 AMTheir offense looks ok. I don't think Mississippi's D has been tested yet this year, and traditionally they're pretty leaky.

FGs to match TDs ain't gonna do it though.

Thin Red Swine

A team that is struggling that much to score touchdowns should not be trying a low percentage fade route on third and long.

Good grief.