Other College Football

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Vito Porkleone

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 10, 2025, 11:43 AMI had to pull for ND last night which was bad. Tonight, I will pull for Ohio State because I hate Texass that much. And after saying that, I threw up in my mouth a little. I do not want Texass to win it all or have a chance to win it all in their first year in the SEC. And by having a chance, I mean make it to the final game. So, TUCK FEXAS as long as I live.
Yep

Zoso

I WILL NOT pull for Texas tonight. There have been 2 occasions when I did and it made me sick...absolutely sick.

-When Charlie Strong was coach and they were playing Oklahoma and Texas was getting robbed by the officials. I was at a bar and when I found myself feeling sympathy for Texas I got up and left.
 
-When Vince Young was QB and they were playing USC for the natty. I was sick of USC, Reggie Bush, Pete Carroll,  the whole shootin' match (god I sound like my grandpa) and when Texas started their 4th quarter comeback I felt myself turning to the dark side. So I turned the TV off.

Nonetheless...fuck Texas.

buff2.0

Texas replacing Burt Auburn with their kicker-offer guy for FG's tonight.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

The prayer was good up until the end.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

DrMongoose

O h I o

Frick Texas.

They have not played a complete game once this year, I can't see them doing it against Ohio state,

Corsco just gave them the kiss of death

The horns are too soft and ewers throws 2 picks at least.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

HogOfWar

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jan 10, 2025, 06:30 PMO h I o

Frick Texas.

They have not played a complete game once this year, I can't see them doing it against Ohio state,

Corsco just gave them the kiss of death


Corso and Biden should do an Odd Pair remake.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

DrMongoose

Quote from: HogOfWar on Jan 10, 2025, 06:32 PMCorso and Biden should do an Odd Pair remake.

That would just be sad, I think corso is way sharper than Biden.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Papa Pigeritus

The anthems have been great this year.

BASS

I hate both of these teams. I'm rooting for Dallas earthquake to swallow the stadium.

I have never wanted Texas to win. There isn't enough misery that can happen to them to make me feel an ounce of pity.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

DrMongoose

A second pregame hype video?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

HogOfWar

Fowler seems a little too excited after every play.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

Texas looks soft early on.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HawgHazard

I don't want Ohio to win, but I want with all my heart for Texas to lose!
Quote from: HawgHazard on Nov 05, 2024, 11:42 AMTrump is going to win in a landslide...
312 EC minimum, and I am thinking he may take the popular vote.

Son of Spam

Ohio State making it look easy.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink


mr.zorak

OSU has a really good OL.

Until that penalty that qb could wrap Xmas presents back there in that pocket...
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Son of Spam

Quote from: Barton Fink on Jan 10, 2025, 07:17 PMIsn't that a punch??
I thought the same thing. It sure wasn't a head butt.
Well, shit...

Barton Fink

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 10, 2025, 07:21 PMI thought the same thing. It sure wasn't a head butt.

If it was us, the kid would've been handcuffed on the field.

jdcatty

Texas is getting beat on the line of scrimmage on both sides.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.