Other College Football

Started by Show-Me Hog, Apr 05, 2023, 04:55 PM

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Barton Fink

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 06, 2025, 12:33 PMAlso Baylor is making it a close game in the first half.

I think Baylor will win it.

buff2.0

Florida State with 49 first half points, but only 10 passes.  Gus is going to do that thing where he refuses to work on the passing game until he actually needs it to work in a conference game. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

egregious

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 06, 2025, 12:41 PMFlorida State with 49 first half points, but only 10 passes.  Gus is going to do that thing where he refuses to work on the passing game until he actually needs it to work in a conference game. 

might be good that GT rotated off their schedule for a bit

Zillion team conferences mean year-to-year is luck of the draw.

GT actually has a decent record against them though.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

BASS

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 06, 2025, 11:57 AMCorrect me if I'm wrong, but isn't "typical Bert" a fast start and a 2nd half collapse? Like from 35-7 halftime to 42-35 losses. For example.

i meant early game kickoffs like 11 am.  we always came out flat in those.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 06, 2025, 12:14 PMWe're going to hire Rhett Lashley.

He's going to win 6 games in his first two years, then somehow win 9 and get a giant raise/extension. After that, he'll win 6 games for the next three years, then win 4 games in year seven and be fired.

i fucking knew it
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

bigpig

Quote from: vegashog on Sep 06, 2025, 12:25 PMnutt will have him in the office every week to tell him which runs he ought to run.

Fixt
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buff2.0

Duke with a TD with 8 seconds left in the first half to cut Illinois' lead down to 14-13 after the PAT.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

RPL

Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2025, 11:19 AMI do like the Yttv multi-view feature now where you can pick what you want to watch.

How do you pick who you want to watch?  I'm only offered 4 but no way that I can figure out how to switch out games.

animal

Quote from: RPL on Sep 06, 2025, 12:55 PMHow do you pick who you want to watch?  I'm only offered 4 but no way that I can figure out how to switch out games.
Swipe to the right and choose "customize". 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

RPL

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 06, 2025, 12:04 PMThat was his Heisman moment

The Manning rehabilitation was in full force today on the SEC Channel.  "Started out slow in the game against Ohio State, but he got better and better as the game went along."


RPL

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 06, 2025, 12:16 PMIt'll take time for him to get his players in.  AD Nutt will make sure he gets all the support he needs from his office.

Nutt is in the "people heppin'" business.

Natty_Ice

where is all this HDN shit coming from?  Fuck its been 18 yrs since the man coached here.
Things of that nature

The Whyte Boar

First time I've ever seen the official knock the QB down. 

animal

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 06, 2025, 01:01 PMwhere is all this HDN shit coming from?  Fuck its been 18 yrs since the man coached here.
relax buddy...just let it happen. Try to enjoy it
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

bigpig

Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2025, 12:56 PMSwipe to the right and choose "customize".

This. I've got

UVA/NCSt
Baylor/SMU
Iowa/ISU
Bert/Duke

All good games
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buff2.0

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Sep 06, 2025, 01:01 PMwhere is all this HDN shit coming from?  Fuck its been 18 yrs since the man coached here.

He won't be coaching though, he'll be athletic directoring
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

when they say you can call holding on every play, the officials at the baylor-smu game have kinda taken it to heart.

DirkPiggler

Fuck Duke.  Any negative feelings I ever had for Burt are outweighed by my hatred for those entitled "test optional" fucks in Durham. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

RPL

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 06, 2025, 01:13 PMThis. I've got

UVA/NCSt
Baylor/SMU
Iowa/ISU
Bert/Duke

All good games

I can't choose the particular four.  I'm only given four-team options. 

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: animal on Sep 06, 2025, 01:12 PMrelax buddy...just let it happen. Try to enjoy it


I chortled.