Razorback Football

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Lurk

Quote from: razor5396 on Aug 07, 2026, 05:50 PMSince people are mentioning QBs of yore. I looked up Tavaris Jackson because I had a class with him at the U of A. He rarely attended, but when he did, he seemed pretty stupid. Seemed like a nice guy. I did not realize he died in 2020 in a car wreck. Left behind a wife and 3 kids. Sad shit
He just never produced when he got on the field at Arkansas.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

buff2.0

Dang either I didn't know or I'd forgotten about his crash.  We had a 2nd-round NFL draft pick on the roster here and gave him 39 throws in 2002 before he transferred.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

Wow.  That is sad.  He was the one who never sniffed the field under HDN and then went on to be a starter for the Vikings?

Spiderham

Quote from: razor5396 on Aug 07, 2026, 05:50 PMSince people are mentioning QBs of yore. I looked up Tavaris Jackson because I had a class with him at the U of A. He rarely attended, but when he did, he seemed pretty stupid. Seemed like a nice guy. I did not realize he died in 2020 in a car wreck. Left behind a wife and 3 kids. Sad shit
Sad story. 

I remember he hit a lady in the stands with an overthrown pass at the Red White game. She wasn't paying attention and he over threw the receiver by 25 yards on an out pattern. Pegged her right in the back of her head. 
Dude had a powerful arm but zero control
He was a QB Luke Laloosh. 
Oak Grove in the house.

HogOfWar

Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 07, 2026, 06:46 PMSad story.

I remember he hit a lady in the stands with an overthrown pass at the Red White game. She wasn't paying attention and he over threw the receiver by 25 yards on an out pattern. Pegged her right in the back of her head.
Dude had a powerful arm but zero control
He was a QB Luke Laloosh.

Sounds like he could throw over ladders.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Pig Benis

Quote from: HughJasole on Aug 07, 2026, 04:28 PMI'll never forget the 2001 UNLV game where we played four quarterbacks and had 69 yards on 53 plays going into the final drive. Also none of the four quarterbacks were Matt Jones.

Wonder where Ryan Sorahan is now.

That was the game that officially made me a darksider. I hated that cocksucker from that point forward.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Lurk on Aug 07, 2026, 05:54 PMHe just never produced when he got on the field at Arkansas.

He threw too hard. Knocked iver the ladders  ::)

I had no idea he died in a car wreck. Very sad.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Zoso

Quote from: Pig Benis on Aug 08, 2026, 08:55 AMThat was the game that officially made me a darksider. I hated that cocksucker from that point forward.

If Richardson hadn't gotten that pick we would have lost.

Lurk

Guy must read the board.

"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Boarat

Quote from: Zoso on Aug 08, 2026, 11:20 AMIf Richardson hadn't gotten that pick we would have lost.
Didn't Hamlin also have a pick 6?

egregious

We hate us because we are us?
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

HughJasole

Quote from: Boarat on Aug 08, 2026, 03:05 PMDidn't Hamlin also have a pick 6?

No, Lawrence Richardson's was the only one.

Sorahan led an ugly ass touchdown drive on the final possession. Mike Tirico was calling the game with Corso and Herbstreit and sounded like he was having a coronary when he completed the wobbly pass to Richard Smith on the sideline that got us down inside the five and then when C4 scored the go-ahead touchdown.

Herbstreit was like "looks like the Hogs found their quarterback for next week," and then he proceeded to lead us to three points against Tenner in a driving rainstorm in the first game in the expanded stadium three days before 9/11.

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

razor5396

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Quote from: HughJasole on Aug 08, 2026, 10:48 PMHerbstreit was like "looks like the Hogs found their quarterback for next week," and then he proceeded to lead us to three points against Tenner in a driving rainstorm in the first game in the expanded stadium three days before 9/11.

God that game was so miserable, every single last inch of my jeans, shirt, shoes and hat were sopping wet. All the students around me were slobbering drunk because the rain delay just gave them more time to get hammered. Nothing wrong with getting drunk and rowdy at a game, but people were so blitzed that they had no idea who they were talking to or what was going on. I call it the game were nothing happened. Tennessee zeroed in on C4 because they knew there was no way in hell Sorahan could hit the broad side of a barn. If Matt Jones had started that game, we probably would have won. I remember the Tennessee fans were talking massive shit after the game. I shouted at them that I could not wait for them to get their asses handed to them by Florida next week. Well, three days later, and the Florida game was delayed to later in the year.

woodhog14

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 07, 2026, 12:47 PMWe've had plenty of coaches who weren't scared of letting <checks notes> North Alabama know who our week one starter would be.  There's no logical reason for "not telling the public". 

Arkansas, sucking off every mid-tier coach we find since whenever we mentally broke as a fanbase.
Why does the public have to know? Always a dumb argument on what the public SHOULD know.

animal

I'm guessing our options for starter will be a guy with more experience who will helicopter most of his balls to skillet hand receivers...or a guy that is less experienced but delivers some balls amazingly and then proceeds to fuck something up or a 3rd option...the great white hope. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BleedinRed

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 09, 2026, 09:45 AMhttps://x.com/jamesbryantwx/status/2086152911185125857


Embarrassing stat for the day.
Please don't post stuff like that.  We are trying to build excitement.  Mmkay!

buff2.0

Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 09, 2026, 03:43 PMPlease don't post stuff like that.  We are trying to build excitement.  Mmkay!

The ones who are excited are going to be excited no matter what.  Entire QB roster could get leprosy and they'd be telling us it doesn't matter because we didn't need to know about that anyway.

The rest of us would be doom and gloom if we were sitting at 11-0, because we know something terrible is going to happen that might reshape the course of all of humanity.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

jdcatty

Quote from: BleedinRed on Aug 09, 2026, 03:43 PMPlease don't post stuff like that.  We are trying to build excitement.  Mmkay!

Ok, I promise to do only sunshine pumping about the football team-- at least until the first game.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

egregious

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 09, 2026, 05:45 PMOk, I promise to do only sunshine pumping about the football team-- at least until the first game.

Let's make a penance system like the Catholic Church.

Post 3 new chicks in that chick thread.  Go in piece.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing