Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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animal


I don't know that anyone up there gives a flying fuck about Hootie and surely some of those fucks have been burned more than once by Gus to drop their panties for him now. I figure they'll have to be semi political about this and get a basketball guy that also is allowed to give a shit about football. I would say the baseball coach but he can't hire a hitting coach to save his life so idk about him in that kind of role. 

I know it's like some kind of default setting that some of you think we're gonna hire an ex Razorback coach with football ties just because we watched Paw Paw for all those years. I figure they'll just get another suit. Here's a hot tip...figure out what the fuck Indiana did and do that but also don't copy directly off them because everyone else is doing that. I know it's kind of a new idea but try to be...competent about it. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

Two hours later, back from Executive Session.  Went into session to discuss "employment of public employees".

Nothing happened, "review is gonna continue".

Lol, I forgot I had zoom open so I about shit myself when they started talking loudly again.  Actually, that would have been more productive than anything they accomplished.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: animal on Oct 01, 2026, 05:57 PMI know it's like some kind of default setting that some of you think we're gonna hire an ex Razorback coach with football ties just because we watched Paw Paw for all those years.

It doesn't have anything to do with the fact that, ever since I learned to understand the English language, I have heard suits associated with the University and fans of the Razorbacks alike shout from the rooftops that little ol' Arkansas needs an "Arkansas boy" or someone with "Arkansas ties" who "understands the state" to be in charge of shit if we are to have any kind of success at all.  I am conditioned to believe that we'll try to go that route because making "Arkansas-raised" the main qualifier for the position is exactly the kind of silly retarded shit I expect us to do... only based on 40 years of watching the kind of hapless fucks that wind up in charge of the University.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

"employment of public employees" can mean anything. troll job by the bot, probably spent most of those two hours laughing their asses off.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Hey! We made a fucking poll! #8!
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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Boarat

Quote from: vegashog on Oct 01, 2026, 06:31 PM"employment of public employees" can mean anything. troll job by the bot, probably spent most of those two hours laughing their asses off.
Well, get ready because it's rapidly becoming a bunch of inept sarah cronies. And the old heads on there aren't too impressive either.

piglosopher

Is there a ranking correlating expenditure to overall FBS team statistics? Because dollar for dollar, we're finally going to be number #1 at something

Borenutz

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 01, 2026, 06:12 PMIt doesn't have anything to do with the fact that, ever since I learned to understand the English language, I have heard suits associated with the University and fans of the Razorbacks alike shout from the rooftops that little ol' Arkansas needs an "Arkansas boy" or someone with "Arkansas ties" who "understands the state" to be in charge of shit if we are to have any kind of success at all.  I am conditioned to believe that we'll try to go that route because making "Arkansas-raised" the main qualifier for the position is exactly the kind of silly retarded shit I expect us to do... only based on 40 years of watching the kind of hapless fucks that wind up in charge of the University.

Hiring yankee fucks as ad's has not worked well.  Should not be and "end all, be all" to have an Arkansas native, but for fucks sake, can we hire someone that can relate with our donor base and businesses? There's plenty of opportunities out there. Hell, we have a quadruple millionaires on this board  that is the mayor of lake Hamilton that we could tap in to.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Natty_Ice

so they came up with a "get rich quick" scheme?
Things of that nature

Show-Me Hog

Northwestern abusing Penn St and making them like it.

animal

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Oct 02, 2026, 07:43 PMso they came up with a "get rich quick" scheme?
they have a plan!!!
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

BleedinRed

Fuck the game thread.  

Can anyone point to one thing this team has improved on from game 1?  

One thing we struggled with in the fall that is now better?


BleedinRed


BASS

We are fundamentally unsound at every aspect of American football.
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Barton Fink

Quote from: BASS on Oct 03, 2026, 10:07 PMWe are fundamentally unsound at every aspect of American football.

That expands off the field as well

bigpig

Sam was a better coach, with a better staff, and coached fundamentals better.

And he sucked.
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buff2.0

Quote from: bigpig on Oct 03, 2026, 10:11 PMSam was a better coach, with a better staff, and coached fundamentals better.

And he sucked.

And we got better at that after he left last season.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."