Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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Spiderham

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Oct 06, 2026, 07:28 PMWill our band be forced to play Rocky Top every time they score?
UT band will just play "Bitch Better Have My Money" over and over. 
Oak Grove in the house.

buff2.0

Looks like he can throw. At least he knows how to hold the ball - that's enough for an NIL deal here.

https://x.com/on3/status/2107601551145705679?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 06, 2026, 07:47 PMLooks like he can throw. At least he knows how to hold the ball - that's enough for an NIL deal here.

https://x.com/on3/status/2107601551145705679?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg

Who cares if he can throw? He's just gonna turn around and hand it to Bishop 35 times. It will look like the Utah and Georgia games where pass attempts will be strictly cures for suicidal boredom.

BASS

RS it's not your fault you're a fucking idiot that doesn't know what he's doing. You were born that way. You didn't choose to be, no more than you choose who your dumbass parents were.

How in the holy fuck you worked your way into an fbs coaching job speaks to the stupidity of people that hire football coaches. No other explanation exists as to how you kept getting hired at higher tier jobs all the way to the sec.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Barton Fink

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 06, 2026, 07:52 PMWho cares if he can throw? He's just gonna turn around and hand it to Bishop 35 times. It will look like the Utah and Georgia games where pass attempts will be strictly cures for suicidal boredom.

All fir it. The faster it gets over the better.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


egregious

Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

passed

For the last couple of years I've been actually grateful for the overlap in Hockey and football season.  Instead of being torn, I just watch Hockey.

buff2.0

I like this guy, but....

isn't it his job to not let them rush for 200 yards?

https://x.com/joeypetersen8/status/2107549404697612295?s=20
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

DJ's 4th and 5 breakdown has more insane takes in it.  My favorite this week is that when the center puts his head down before the snap there's a really reliable cadence to head down -> head up -> snap.  Easy for DL to anticipate.  I think Grant Cook has been noticing since before the most recent game.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

This staff is clownshoes worse than Chad 1.0
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: animal on Oct 07, 2026, 08:22 PMThis staff is clownshoes worse than Chad 1.0

This makes it sound like there's gonna be a Chad 2.0.


animal

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 07, 2026, 08:34 PMThis makes it sound like there's gonna be a Chad 2.0.


Are you calling me a liar?  :stache:
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

Exhibit number whatever I've lost count for why our stupid fucking fanbase deserves these doldrums

https://x.com/wrightsbarbecue/status/2107889490857718208?s=20
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Someone texted this on group text. Are they full of shit? Anything going on?

What's up with Coach Silverfield? They said it was some sort of family emergency. Extremely emotional.

bigpig

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Oct 08, 2026, 06:48 PMSomeone texted this on group text. Are they full of shit? Anything going on?

What's up with Coach Silverfield? They said it was some sort of family emergency. Extremely emotional.

I hope it was nothing more serious than he was in a minor motorcycle accident with Hunter Yurachek riding sidecar.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

animal

I did stump for him getting the Michigan job. Nobody deserves it more.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Barton Fink

Traylor would've been a better hire.

BASS

Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 08, 2026, 09:55 PMTraylor would've been a better hire.

And Morris
And wommack
Is there anyone who wouldn't have been a better hire?

Your number one job HY is to not fuck up football. You failed.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism