Razorback Football

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Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Nov 16, 2023, 04:17 PM"I know that over the past two weeks there has been a lot of discussion about what changes may or may not take place in the Razorback football program. While I know that announcements have not come as soon as some expected, I can assure you that we have been working diligently to make the right decisions for our football program. I appreciate our fans' patience during this process. I am confident that when decisions are announced in the next few days, Razorback fans will share my optimism for the future of Razorback football."

Who said this? In what forum?

Natty_Ice

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Nov 16, 2023, 04:34 PMWho said this? In what forum?

You have to be platinum member status.  I've said too much
Things of that nature

Pig Benis

The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

jdcatty

Wasn't there a guy, maybe on Oinkx and here, that went by Sharp Tusk, or something like that?   He helped me get my tickets to some vets who wanted to go a game but otherwise wouldn't.  I have a couple of tickets to Saturday's game that I would love to get to someone who would use them.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Spiderham

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 16, 2023, 09:06 PMWasn't there a guy, maybe on Oinkx and here, that went by Sharp Tusk, or something like that?  He helped me get my tickets to some vets who wanted to go a game but otherwise wouldn't.  I have a couple of tickets to Saturday's game that I would love to get to someone who would use them.
I went to college with him.  Chris Anderson, lawyer.  Good dude.
@SharpTusk on twitter
Oak Grove in the house.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: jdcatty on Nov 16, 2023, 09:06 PMWasn't there a guy, maybe on Oinkx and here, that went by Sharp Tusk, or something like that?   He helped me get my tickets to some vets who wanted to go a game but otherwise wouldn't.  I have a couple of tickets to Saturday's game that I would love to get to someone who would use them.

Haven't the vets already seen enough carnage?

Usafhawg

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Nov 16, 2023, 09:46 PMHaven't the vets already seen enough carnage?

I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Nov 16, 2023, 04:17 PM"I know that over the past two weeks there has been a lot of discussion about what changes may or may not take place in the Razorback football program. While I know that announcements have not come as soon as some expected, I can assure you that we have been working diligently to make the right decisions for our football program. I appreciate our fans' patience during this process. I am confident that when decisions are announced in the next few days, Razorback fans will share my optimism for the future of Razorback football."

Probably just an announcement for more club seating and food options 

DrMongoose

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Nov 16, 2023, 04:17 PM"I know that over the past two weeks there has been a lot of discussion about what changes may or may not take place in the Razorback football program. While I know that announcements have not come as soon as some expected, I can assure you that we have been working diligently to make the right decisions for our football program. I appreciate our fans' patience during this process. I am confident that when decisions are announced in the next few days, Razorback fans will share my optimism for the future of Razorback football."

"Yea, I really fucked up giving him that new contract but we like Sam, really we do, he's good people - I mean how many Razorback coaches have a lake house with a Razorback statue??? - and despite his admissions to not being able to make critical in-game decisions or understanding why the team plays so poorly at home after a good week of practice it would be in poor taste to fire him and thus have to write a hot check (including overdraft fee) to cover the cost of his buyout. I hope that you and all Razorback fans will join me in trying to will the team to victory in these last 2 games so we can put this season behind us to become fully engaged in our winning sports for the remainder of the school year. The basketball game with Duke will be here before you know it!!! Doesn't Muss' squad look good?  Baseball and Softball are just around the corner!!

p.s. We fired Dan Enos!!!  "
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 17, 2023, 06:36 AM"Yea, I really fucked up giving him that new contract but we like Sam, really we do, he's good people - I mean how many Razorback coaches have a lake house with a Razorback statue??? - and despite his admissions to not being able to make critical in-game decisions or understanding why the team plays so poorly at home after a good week of practice it would be in poor taste to fire him and thus have to write a hot check (including overdraft fee) to cover the cost of his buyout. I hope that you and all Razorback fans will join me in trying to will the team to victory in these last 2 games so we can put this season behind us to become fully engaged in our winning sports for the remainder of the school year. The basketball game with Duke will be here before you know it!!! Doesn't Muss' squad look good?  Baseball and Softball are just around the corner!!

p.s. We fired Dan Enos!!!  "

"As a special treat for fans attending this Saturday's contest, former Razorback great Hjalte "The Swede" Froholdt will be handing out autographed pictures and Petit Jean samples near the North Endzone during halftime! Come on out and grab a picture with Hjalte while enjoying a nice slab of peppered bacon - a local favorite!

And don't forget, free Booger Hollow t-shirts for the first 100 fans in the gates! See you Saturday!"

buff2.0

"This Saturday we will be featuring FOUR old rich people walking through the A"
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 17, 2023, 07:06 AM"This Saturday we will be featuring FOUR old rich people walking through the A"
And a replay of last year's Auto Zone Liberty bowl on the south end zone jumbo tron.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

bigpig

Quote from: animal on Nov 17, 2023, 07:16 AMAnd a replay of last year's Auto Zone Liberty bowl on the south end zone jumbo tron.

That's this year.

This time next year they'll have a lovely flower arrangement in the south end zone.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

buff2.0

Hog Heaven is now a florist.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Nov 17, 2023, 07:06 AM"This Saturday we will be featuring FOUR old rich people walking through the A"

"I've believed ever since taking the job that Arkansas is more of a basketball school. And oh yeah women's sports. If you focus on the right things, we dominate the SEC."

DrMongoose

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

animal

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 17, 2023, 08:14 AMWe are Arkansas. Let's ask a dj in Nashville what we should do!

https://x.com/mrbobbybones/status/1725226718531641383?s=46&t=6uNMWI6PFOkxijXNhEuvSA

But what does the former Golf player think? and ex country music star. These are the people that matter.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

egregious

Quote from: DrMongoose on Nov 17, 2023, 08:14 AMWe are Arkansas. Let's ask a dj in Nashville what we should do!

He soaks up the splendor of Vandy football daily, some of that has to rub off.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

The Whyte Boar

Did you read his reasoning?  "Because he is my BFF."

That's Exhibit "A" on why that fuckstick should be fired.  He has time to suck up to celebrities and make them think he gives a shit about them, but not time enough to coach a fucking football team.  What a bunch of pussies we are.  An Alabama fan would say, "He is my BFF, but he has got to go."

DrMongoose

#2239
It's like the last two home games never happened.

And all the NIL in the world can't overcome poor coaching
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25