Razorback Football

[buff2.0]

My neighbor's dog's ass could shit out information that I'd trust before anything on Hogville. 

So Porkatarian was right, but the dog shat in a different direction.

[The Whyte Boar]

My neighbor's dog's ass could shit out information that I'd trust before anything on Hogville. 

Yeah, whatever.  It's going to be true.  Faulkner wouldn't interview and Marion ain't coming.  Sam is a fuckwit and nobody wants to sign up for this shit.

[billyhog]

Some guys are saying on Tardville that Faulkner flat out refused an interview and that Marion has us at least 3rd or 4th on his list of interviews/opportunities to check out.

Who would of thunk it?  A lame duck coach who fired an OC midseason and threw him under the bus is having trouble getting any interest.

I know it's cliche, but this message board ACTUALLY COULD do a better job than our administration.

So this team is possibly stuck with what is in place right now, including Kennedy?   If Pittman's gonna burn it down, I want to see him calling plays next year.  This is Chad level bad, might end up being worse.

[hit_that_line]

Kennedy is gone. Keep this here!!

[Rick B.]

Yeah, whatever.  It's going to be true.  Faulkner wouldn't interview and Marion ain't coming.  Sam is a fuckwit and nobody wants to sign up for this shit.

Yeah.  I guess we'll see.  That's NOT the information I'm hearing on Marion.

[hit_that_line]

Some guy named Sam Bukkake is off the team.

[The Whyte Boar]

So this team is possibly stuck with what is in place right now, including Kennedy?  If Pittman's gonna burn it down, I want to see him calling plays next year.  This is Chad level bad, might end up being worse.

He'll hire somebody unless it becomes clear he is having trouble and this pushed them to make a change.

Most of your coordinators are making at least $750k a year no matter where they are.  That's plenty of money for anyone.  Today's hot new thing is yesterday's news it he takes the wrong job.  A million dollar raise isn't enough to set up some young guy for life nor is it enough to make him risk his career on a ship that is already sinking up to the deck. 

A guy already making nearly a million a year can afford to be picky.

[The Whyte Boar]

Yeah.  I guess we'll see.  That's NOT the information I'm hearing on Marion.

You might want to take your ear off Sam's asshole.

[hit_that_line]

You might want to take your ear off Sam's asshole.

What a visual. Rick's bald red head lookin like a giant hemorrhoid on Titboss's ass.

[Guardrail]

https://x.com/HogFlashbacks/status/1674143956098056193?s=20

Watching clips like this make me sad. We used to be BADASS. Now we're just sad ass.

[Feral]

Watching clips like this make me sad. We used to be BADASS. Now we're just sad ass.

I've said this before, but during the Nutt era we all claimed our ceiling was much higher than his cronies and apologists would have you believe. Petrino proved us right.

However, what we didn't realize at the time was that our floor was much lower than we all thought, as proved by the succession of 4 dumbasses we hired after Petrino went over the handlebars.

[Guardrail]

Good god the coaching hires... you think they can't get worse- then they do. Almost like it's intentional.
The Chad hire was basically the death penalty. It'll take years to recover if it ever does. Arkansas football is a punch line, much like Vanderbilt.

[Rick B.]

You might want to take your ear off Sam's asshole.

Not.  But appreciate the thought.

[Rick B.]

I've said this before, but during the Nutt era we all claimed our ceiling was much higher than his cronies and apologists would have you believe. Petrino proved us right.

However, what we didn't realize at the time was that our floor was much lower than we all thought, as proved by the succession of 4 dumbasses we hired after Petrino went over the handlebars. got forced off the road by the fiance and had his ass whooped.

FIFY

[vegashog]

My neighbor's dog's ass could shit out information that I'd trust before anything on Hogville. 

this.

[The Whyte Boar]

https://x.com/JacobScottDavis/status/1728993511721033780?s=20


The only way this happens is if we make him coach in waiting and Sam promises to retire after next year.

[Pig Benis]

https://x.com/JacobScottDavis/status/1728993511721033780?s=20


The only way this happens is if we make him coach in waiting and Sam promises to retire after next year.

I'd be fine with that.

[SwahiliSteve]

https://x.com/JacobScottDavis/status/1728993511721033780?s=20


The only way this happens is if we make him coach in waiting and Sam promises to retire after next year.

sam's too arrogant and pussy to commit to that. I don't have any faith he will hire anyone that could possibly out shine him and that's a feat in itself

[The Whyte Boar]

sam's too arrogant and pussy to commit to that. I don't have any faith he will hire anyone that could possibly out shine him and that's a feat in itself

I agree with that. 

[Pinkphiloyd]

https://x.com/JacobScottDavis/status/1728993511721033780?s=20


The only way this happens is if we make him coach in waiting and Sam promises to retire after next year.

If this is true, setting fandom aside and looking at this objectively, why would anyone choose Arkansas if they have those options on the table?  Especially with Oklahoma moving to the SEC next year.  I don't see any benefit to coming here.  Unless maybe you're guaranteed the HC spot when it opens up.  And even then I'd have to think really hard about it.