Razorback Football

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animal

Can I get a report on the health of our feet thus far in practice?
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DrMongoose

I bet Petrino's offense has already had more success vs air in practice than Enos' did last year.  :))
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Texzilla on Jul 31, 2024, 11:03 PMI thought this was the kinder gentler BMFP.  I bet he only called Pittman a cocksucker.  Many times.

I know which one of those I'd rather be called and it's not that.

Spiderham


How much can we one legged squat and did the freaks come out at night?
I'll hang up and listen...
Oak Grove in the house.

Guardrail

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 01, 2024, 05:15 PMI know which one of those I'd rather be called and it's not that.
Crash Davis knows.
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

Natty_Ice

Well this might explain why Gumms needs just a little extra time to learn the playbook.    :leo:

Things of that nature

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Natty_Ice on Aug 02, 2024, 07:32 AMWell this might explain why Gumms needs just a little extra time to learn the playbook.    :leo:


Yikes.

And Hasz will be bald by age 30.

buff2.0

Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 01, 2024, 05:38 PMHow much can we one legged squat and did the freaks come out at night?
I'll hang up and listen...

That feels like so long ago.  I remember going from thinking "Man, we're going to be so much stronger than everyone else this year" to realizing "Holy shit our strongest lineman just got put on his ass by a 5'7" walk-on white guy."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

FNG

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 02, 2024, 07:37 AMYikes.

And Hasz will be bald by age 30.
Last year's locker room must have been a total shit show; every coach and player I have seen interviewed so far this summer has referred either directly or indirectly to how "different" team chemistry is going into fall camp.
Also, the confidence the players have in Petrino is telling.

jdcatty

So we have this guy Krosse Johnson that is featured in this morning's Dem-Gaz.  Supposedly really fast, but small.  5'10" 185.  Article pumps him up and talks about how great he can be.  Then at the very end says something like "it is not known whether he will redshirt this year or not."

Can we really afford to redshirt anyone that really has potential?
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

buff2.0

If he's as fast as his video game character then we need to find a way to get him on the field.  If we redshirt him I'll assume that really means Sam knows he gets next year.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

i read the kid's measurements are kinda fudged, especially the weight.

sategna has shown, at least so far, that just being fast doesn't cut it. talk about a redshirt is just as much petrino's call as it is pittman's i bet.

FNG

Put him at punt returner and turn him loose.

He can redshirt while he's recovering from having both femurs snapped when a gunner inevitably slips a block and decleats him.

buff2.0

Quote from: FNG on Aug 02, 2024, 10:53 AMPut him at punt returner and turn him loose.

He can redshirt while he's recovering from having both femurs snapped when a gunner inevitably slips a block and decleats him.

This is Arkansas.  It's the blocker that will somehow decleat him.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: FNG on Aug 02, 2024, 10:53 AMPut him at punt returner and turn him loose.

He can redshirt while he's recovering from having both femurs snapped when a gunner inevitably slips a block and decleats him.

Turn 'eem loose. Houston Dale Nutt's best strategy. 

HogOfWar

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 02, 2024, 02:03 PMTurn 'eem loose. Houston Dale Nutt's best strategy. 

Except for two time Doak Walker winners
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

rzrbkfan69

So he's another Reggie Fish.

Son of Spam

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 02, 2024, 09:20 AMSo we have this guy Krosse Johnson that is featured in this morning's Dem-Gaz.  Supposedly really fast, but small.  5'10" 185.  Article pumps him up and talks about how great he can be.  Then at the very end says something like "it is not known whether he will redshirt this year or not."

Can we really afford to redshirt anyone that really has potential?
Remember, his potential was shown against our own defense.
Well, shit...

Hizog

Quote from: rzrbkfan69 on Aug 02, 2024, 03:26 PMSo he's another Reggie Fish.

If that's the case, let's hold off on the punt return duties.

animal

Kid might be the next Mark Bokerman for all we know.

Also KJ Jackson is old enough to be Fetus Jackson
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it