Razorback Football

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The Whyte Boar

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 06, 2024, 09:27 AMI'm offended that camera didn't zoom in on her instead of Sam.

The cameraman automatically focuses on the one with the biggest boobs.

piglosopher

Quote from: oldbalance on Aug 06, 2024, 09:16 AMI always really loved his coaches show where he would break down film. Can I get a lot more of this if I sign up for hogs+?

You're not kidding, it was awesome.

The guy would get aroused seeing a certain defensive formation and reliving the playcall.

animal

Quote from: piglosopher on Aug 06, 2024, 01:04 PMYou're not kidding, it was awesome.

The guy would get aroused seeing a certain defensive formation and reliving the playcall.
It was great. He would be like see this is where we're fucking you right up the ass. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DrMongoose

#3783
Quote from: animal on Aug 06, 2024, 06:21 AMhttps://x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1818695104959238283

so in lieu of tackling and getting stops we're good if a rap battle breaks out!!

Maybe they can get Lin-Manual Miranda to write out the playbooks in rap style like Hamilton?


Quote from: vegashog on Aug 06, 2024, 08:38 AMpetrino's reaction to green's question before segueing into the golf analogy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HnMsEWzs4E&t=71s

i'm guessing he didn't do a rap did he?

ok, I watched, he was way too nice. is that an AI Bobby?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

animal

Watching the presser with WR coach Ronnie Fouch and dude seems to be able to answer questions and not sound entirely retarded so there's that.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Natty_Ice

Sounds like Armstrong is injured.    :P
Things of that nature

buff2.0

Quote from: animal on Aug 06, 2024, 05:43 PMWatching the presser with WR coach Ronnie Fouch and dude seems to be able to answer questions and not sound entirely retarded so there's that.

Doesn't take much to be an upgrade
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

@buff2.0 and everyone else

The only real issue with watching these assistant coaches in pressers is that they are all coaching all-americans 

None of them will suggest that they have some real question marks in their room. Also how many times do we need a question on "what's his ceiling"? An honest answer would be Wal-Mart store manager maybe?



"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

FNG

Bob Holt appears to be obsessed with Monte Harrison, the 29 y/o ex-MLB pro who is now on the team as a WR. He asks every coach and player about what he's like and what nicknames they've given him. The players look like they've been sat next to Aunt Bethany at Christmas dinner.

I keep waiting for Holt to ask, "Hey, do you guys ever put Atomic Balm in his jock strap when he's not looking?"

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: animal on Aug 06, 2024, 07:22 AMYou cannot view this attachment.

White helmets and red jerseys and pants

I like it

Hideous.

The worst of all combinations, full color below and bright white helmets. It's too much contrast. 

jdcatty

https://x.com/jacobscottdavis/status/1820987620542804064?


So, a little I formation?  Who we gonna run at fullback?
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DrMongoose

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Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 06, 2024, 09:53 PMhttps://x.com/jacobscottdavis/status/1820987620542804064?


So, a little I formation?  Who we gonna run at fullback?

Since it is on social media and all, how is that going to surprise multiple SEC defenses? One maybe, but the odds of two or more not having a vcr is slim.

Judas Priest.

Remember when Crowe was gonna spring the wishbone on aTm only to find out of the managers blabbed to a friend who was an Aggie manager and they were ready for it?

Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

jdcatty

Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 06, 2024, 10:46 PMSince it is on social media and all, how is that going to surprise SEC defenses?

Judas Priest.

Yeah, I understand the argument, but I think surprise may be way overrated.  You aren't going to spring it for the first time in the Texas game.  You are going to try it a few times before that.  Once you have run it once, against UAPB or OSU, the cat's out of the bag.  The big thing is the other teams don't practice for it much.

And, alternatively, it gives them one more thing to practice for.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DrMongoose

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 06, 2024, 10:49 PMYeah, I understand the argument, but I think surprise may be way overrated.  You aren't going to spring it for the first time in the Texas game.  You are going to try it a few times before that.  Once you have run it once, against UAPB or OSU, the cat's out of the bag.  The big thing is the other teams don't practice for it much.

And, alternatively, it gives them one more thing to practice for.

Yes, but if they can't run it effectively otherwise it will be like those fake punts Burt loved to call only to get blowed up. (Fu#king game at shitty Rutgers immediately comes to mind) :hair-fire:
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

jdcatty

Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 06, 2024, 10:56 PMYes, but if they can't run it effectively otherwise it will be like those fake punts Burt loved to call only to get blowed up. (Fu#king game at shitty Rutgers immediately comes to mind) :hair-fire:

If you can't "run it effectively", it doesn't really matter what you are running, does it?
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

DrMongoose

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 06, 2024, 11:00 PMIf you can't "run it effectively", it doesn't really matter what you are running, does it?

Explain that to the Arkansas media among other things.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

jdcatty

Quote from: DrMongoose on Aug 06, 2024, 11:11 PMExplain that to the Arkansas media among other things.

Don't ask me for the impossible.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Lurk

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 06, 2024, 09:53 PMhttps://x.com/jacobscottdavis/status/1820987620542804064?


So, a little I formation?  Who we gonna run at fullback?
We had better personnel for running it last year. Dominique Johnson crushed some people lead blocking the 3 times we ran it. Lord knows we needed somebody back there to at least pick off the first guy in the backfield.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Spiderham

Yeah, the power I isn't exactly a "spring it on em" formation.  It is more like a "we are going to call the plays out loud at the line and you still can't stop it" kind of formation.  As my coach used to say, it's like killing ants with a sledge hammer."  It does the job but leaves a wake of destruction in its path.  That's the power I.   :D
It makes Kenny Hatfield's flexbone look like the run and shoot. 
Oak Grove in the house.

animal

We ran some Power stuff under Petrino in the glory years. Not shocked if we bring it back. I think Bert did too but it was a failure like all things Bert.

You need QBs that can go under center and I'm not convinced we currently have that but maybe Petrino has beat it out of them.

One thing about not having "star" players is that the defense won't know who to cover...therefore we're gonna spray it all over the field. :stache:
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it