Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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buff2.0

Nation's #1 defense incoming
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

jdcatty

Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: jdcatty on Aug 15, 2024, 01:20 PMhttps://x.com/InsideArkansas/status/1824131696322810175

Pittman looks defeated in this video

He's looked defeated for the last year and half.  I really can't believe he came back for this shit when he could be sitting out on the tritoon drinking beer.

buff2.0

My only optimism for the season is Petrino. Before we hired him I thought we didn't have the talent to compete no matter who we brought in to call plays.

Still afraid that great assistant coaches won't be enough spark.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

hit_that_line

TJ Metcalf is going to be the best player on the defense. Keep this here.

Of course, he'll portal after the season.

FNG

Sam definitely looks like a dead man walking. No energy. In past years he's at least had enough spark to spew some fake optimism at this point in the fall camp. Makes me wonder if he's been told he's just a placeholder this season and Bobby and T Will are essentially running the team.

Spiderham

Quote from: hit_that_line on Aug 15, 2024, 12:59 PMGod you are weird. MiC dROp!!

Anyway, we threw 8 picks in the scrimmage today.
Silver lining:
Our D had 8 picks today. 
Oak Grove in the house.

The Whyte Boar

Quote from: FNG on Aug 15, 2024, 02:10 PMSam definitely looks like a dead man walking. No energy. In past years he's at least had enough spark to spew some fake optimism at this point in the fall camp. Makes me wonder if he's been told he's just a placeholder this season and Bobby and T Will are essentially running the team.

One way or the other this is his last season.  He goes out on a high note or he just goes out.  If we don't have any horses, it would be hard to fake enthusiasm as more or less a lame duck. It's just an agreement to get kicked in the teeth every Saturday for a lot of money. 

Lurk

Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 15, 2024, 02:21 PMSilver lining:
Our D had 8 picks today.
Is someone coaching them to look for the ball? Surely not.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

hit_that_line

Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 15, 2024, 02:21 PMSilver lining:
Our D had 8 picks today.
"The defense is typically ahead of the offense this time of year."

Lurk

Quote from: hit_that_line on Aug 15, 2024, 02:26 PM"The defense is typically ahead of the offense this time of year."
The defense is working against an offense they know. Still, we're going to suck.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

HogOfWar

Quote from: FNG on Aug 15, 2024, 02:10 PMSam definitely looks like a dead man walking. No energy. In past years he's at least had enough spark to spew some fake optimism at this point in the fall camp. Makes me wonder if he's been told he's just a placeholder this season and Bobby and T Will are essentially running the team.

Actually I thought he seemed to have a little more energy than his previous press conference. However listening to him talk still does not give hope. 3 -9 still.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Lurk on Aug 15, 2024, 03:18 PMThe defense is working against an offense they know. Still, we're going to suck.
Exactly. Once again, it is OUR defense against OUR offense. Or reverse it and it still applies. I don't take too much out of practice.
Well, shit...

HogOfWar

Quote from: Spiderham on Aug 15, 2024, 02:21 PMSilver lining:
Our D had 8 picks today.

I had flashbacks to Nutt's interview in 2010 when he was with Ole Piss and glad he didn't have the media watching.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

animal

Well Bobby did say he wanted them taking chances so they would build some confidence in throwing certain passes. Maybe we're learning what we can and can't run or who can and can't run it.

Sam sounded like a guy that just came in out of the heat and has to answer questions from Bob Holt.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: hit_that_line on Aug 15, 2024, 12:59 PMGod you are weird. MiC dROp!!

Anyway, we threw 8 picks in the scrimmage today.

Damn, that wasn't even a college try. Gave you too much credit.

Says it all that you replied to me instead of the truth that Rev preached.

bigpig

We had a "good enough" defense last year (they were kept on the field way too much due to so many 3 and outs), to the point where if he were just one TD better per game, we're winning 4 or 5 more games.

That said, I think we're going to be a dumpster fire
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

Pig Benis

Quote from: bigpig on Aug 15, 2024, 05:58 PMWe had a "good enough" defense last year (they were kept on the field way too much due to so many 3 and outs), to the point where if he were just one TD better per game, we're winning 4 or 5 more games.

That said, I think we're going to be a dumpster fire

Do we pull the trigger midseason if we start 2-5?
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

The Reverend SnoopHogg

Quote from: Pig Benis on Aug 15, 2024, 06:02 PMDo we pull the trigger midseason if we start 2-5?

We are gonna beat Okie Lite, stunning the world and bankrupting vegas, and then lose the next five in a row.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Pig Benis on Aug 15, 2024, 06:02 PMDo we pull the trigger midseason if we start 2-5?

I think so.  They won't give Sam a chance to get his record back to .500 and miss out on that buyout being cut in half. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.