Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

DrMongoose

LSU might have been winnable if we had any offense in that game.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Barton Fink

TOs kept us out of the LSU game.

vegashog

deron wilson to take the dc job at georgia st.

Feral

Quote from: vegashog on Jan 02, 2025, 12:12 PMderon wilson to take the dc job at georgia st.

Pretty meh loss.

Our pass defense finished bottom 12 in the country.

animal

Quote from: vegashog on Jan 02, 2025, 12:12 PMderon wilson to take the dc job at georgia st.
Ok who dat
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DrMongoose

good for him.

that's a pretty fast rise to a DC spot.

Coaching Experience
2016-17 UTSA (Graduate Assistant/Defense)
2018-19 UTSA (Cornerbacks)
2020-21 McNeese (Defensive Coordinator)
2022 Florida (Quality Control/CBs)
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

Fans: "We want to win more SEC games at home."

School: "Reserve your spot to come play golf!"

https://x.com/ArkRazorbacks/status/1877397409594224876
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 09, 2025, 11:09 AMFans: "We want to win more SEC games at home."

School: "Reserve your spot to come play golf!"

https://x.com/ArkRazorbacks/status/1877397409594224876
Might as well turn it into a driving range. We sure haven't been using it much for football.
Well, shit...

DirkPiggler

Quote from: Son of Spam on Jan 09, 2025, 11:19 AMMight as well turn it into a driving range. We sure haven't been using it much for football.

Put Hunter and Sam out there as targets and I'm in. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

HogOfWar

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jan 09, 2025, 12:20 PMPut Hunter and Sam out there as targets and I'm in. 

Add fountain, Chuck, Rick, Irwin,  and we will fund football for a couple years.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Usafhawg

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 09, 2025, 11:09 AMFans: "We want to win more SEC games at home."

School: "Reserve your spot to come play golf!"

https://x.com/ArkRazorbacks/status/1877397409594224876
I did this at Camden Yards last summer. It was actually pretty fun.

vegashog

Quote from: Usafhawg on Jan 09, 2025, 03:50 PMI did this at Camden Yards last summer. It was actually pretty fun.
they go to mlb ball parks and a few nfl stadiums.

not sure why anyone would have a problem with it.

Sus-Scrofa

They need to put a few hole in one buckets out there for prizes.

Free season tickets football

Free season tickets basketball

Free season tickets baseball

Ability to ban a song from the band's playlist

Etc.

gorillawarfare

Can we add ban Jon Williams from ever touching a microphone again?

Barton Fink

I've got a couple 5 gal buckets laying around.

Son of Spam

Skeet shooting would be better with those folks running around the field as targets.
Well, shit...

DrMongoose

They did this back in 2022 with top golf.

https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/topgolf-live-coming-to-razorback-stadium/

It was also pretty pricey as I recall.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

FNG

All I know is, if I go out there they better pull those chair backs if they don't want them damaged.

buff2.0

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Jan 09, 2025, 04:27 PMThey need to put a few hole in one buckets out there for prizes.

Free season tickets football

Free season tickets basketball

Free season tickets baseball

Ability to ban a song from the band's playlist

Etc.

Hit a hole in one between the uprights and the University will kidnap two of your worst enemies and make them attend and sit in the press box for every home game next year.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."