Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

HogOfWar

Quote from: Natty_Ice on May 22, 2025, 07:52 PMWe're going to lose to A-State and that'll be all she wrote.

I have us losing to Memphis, but that would be his Citadel.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Natty_Ice on May 22, 2025, 07:52 PMWe're going to lose to A-State and that'll be all she wrote.

Nope, because that won't get him below .500.

Lurk

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 22, 2025, 07:58 PMNope, because that won't get him below .500.
Pay the buyout then.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

DrMongoose

Quote from: HTL on May 22, 2025, 12:27 PMSamwell just said he plans on being the head coach for three more years. Hello, darkness.

which means hunter is going to give him a new deal in october.

the most arkansas thing would be to lose to ASU and/or Memphis then pull one of their ass to beat Lucky Charms (and a lot of I told you so tweets from the AD)
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

DirkPiggler

Quote from: DrMongoose on May 22, 2025, 08:54 PMwhich means hunter is going to give him a new deal in october.

the most arkansas thing would be to lose to ASU and/or Memphis then pull one of their ass to beat Lucky Charms (and a lot of I told you so tweets from the AD)

Don't you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

RPL

Quote from: Lurk on May 22, 2025, 08:01 PMPay the buyout then.

Hunter has the raffle going now. It won't be long before he raises enough for the buyout!

Spiderham

Quote from: RPL on May 23, 2025, 01:50 AMHunter has the raffle going now. It won't be long before he raises enough for the buyout! a really sweet vacation to swim with the pigs in Bermuda with Jen and Bret.
Fixed it for you.  
I have started looking at the Razorback athletic department much like I look at the US government.  Any extra money going to them will likely just be wasted hiring an assistant athletic director for cool new TikToks, as opposed to going toward something useful.  
Oak Grove in the house.

The Whyte Boar

HY is announcing a bake sale and a player's car wash.

buff2.0

Losing to Arkansas State while Bobby Petrino is on our sideline would be a pretty Arkansas-ish thing to do
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

We will lose to Memphis. We always do. I remember when we played them a few times and we always looked unprepared and got beaten like a drum. I think it was under Nutt but my memory escapes me.
Well, shit...

HogOfWar

Quote from: Son of Spam on May 23, 2025, 07:45 AMWe will lose to Memphis. We always do. I remember when we played them a few times and we always looked unprepared and got beaten like a drum. I think it was under Nutt but my memory escapes me.

Ford. Nutt was hired to beat SMU and Memphis.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

vegashog

they are 3-2 all time in the series. we hardly lose to them 'all the time'.

last time we played them was the liberty bowl in 98. nutt won that game.

Natty_Ice

Quote from: vegashog on May 23, 2025, 08:37 AMthey are 3-2 all time in the series. we hardly lose to them 'all the time'.

last time we played them was the liberty bowl in 98. nutt won that game.

I thought Nutt's first season ended in the Citrus bowl against Tom Brady?
Things of that nature

rzrbkfan69

Quote from: vegashog on May 23, 2025, 08:37 AMthey are 3-2 all time in the series. we hardly lose to them 'all the time'.

last time we played them was the liberty bowl in 98. nutt won that game.

Right, I think the score was 23-0 or something like that. I was there.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Natty_Ice on May 23, 2025, 09:08 AMI thought Nutt's first season ended in the Citrus bowl against Tom Brady?

You are correct, but being charitable to vegas, we did beat Memphis in the Liberty Bowl that year. The stadium, not the bowl game.

10/10/98 Memphis W 23-9 (in the Liberty Bowl)

1/1/99 Michigan L 31-45 (Citrus Bowl, Orlando)

mde114

Quote from: animal on May 22, 2025, 05:53 PMIt's a damn shame all the Wal-Mart family is a bunch of homos in the NIL era.

This was discussed on DFW sports radio the other day. They couldn't understand how we suck so badly with all that sweet Walmart and Jerry money. If they only knew.

Pig Benis

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on May 23, 2025, 09:25 AMYou are correct, but being charitable to vegas, we did beat Memphis in the Liberty Bowl that year. The stadium, not the bowl game.

10/10/98 Memphis W 23-9 (in the Liberty Bowl)

1/1/99 Michigan L 31-45 (Citrus Bowl, Orlando)

What year did they block 4 punts? Maybe 92-93?
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Pig Benis on May 23, 2025, 11:41 AMWhat year did they block 4 punts? Maybe 92-93?

That was 1992. Ken Irvin had 4 that game. He finished his career with 4.

Probably more embarrassing was 1993 when we lost at home 6-0.

For good measure, we also lost 16-15 in 1994 at the Liberty Bowl when we got screwed on a terrible offensive pass interference call.

Not that I still remember or anything. 

DrMongoose

Quote from: Spiderham on May 23, 2025, 06:58 AMFixed it for you. 
I have started looking at the Razorback athletic department much like I look at the US government.  Any extra money going to them will likely just be wasted hiring an assistant athletic director for cool new TikToks, as opposed to going toward something useful. 

what has he done to trim expenses? anything?
I've heard the new GM is gonna make $1.3m per and he'll have a staff under him which increases expenses.
coaches all got raises.
spend spend spend, just like congress.

dude has known for 2+ years to get the department ready for the potential House settlement and a rev share of $22 million and all we hear are excuses from an extermely overpaid executive.

the winning Razorback Raffle ticket of $141,320 could cover 8.3% of the AD's yearly salary so that's win right?
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Spiderham



Knowing our AD, he was probably trying to talk the winner into donating his winnings to the athletic department. 
Oak Grove in the house.