Razorback Football

Started by Silence Of The Hams, Mar 08, 2023, 03:32 PM

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DirkPiggler

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jun 25, 2025, 03:01 PMAll of us on the board are very tuned in to the state of the program (even when our opinions disagree).  I don't need a high schoolers opinion as a weather vane.

We're a 5-7 to 7-5 team. 4-8 in an awful year, 8-4 in a great year. Only extreme outlier coaches like Chad Morris or Bobby Petrino can change that.

Oh wait, one of those motherfuckers is on staff. Hope springs eternal.

The people on this board aren't the ones receiving the signal.  One top recruit spurns the home state university for a mediocre to bad program (2-10 last year with 1 being vs. us).  Then another goes somewhere else.  And a third one, this time a portal kid, takes less money to go to a competing program.  Pretty soon  your 5-7 goes from low end of normal to the best case.  It's like a virus. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

HogOfWar

These kids like the ones who have committed to us might change their minds again before signing day. You never know who is playing for who until they are on the field.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

animal

I don't pay attention to this stuff nearly as much but I'm going to hazard that we aren't paying as much attention to high school recruiting as we once did. So those limited spots going to high schoolers are probably going to be high grade players

*maybe
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Pig Benis

It gets worse. If I'm understanding the new revenue sharing model correctly, then we still have to keep pumping the current proportion of money into this clownshow instead of shifting it to baseball and basketball where we can actually compete. I wouldn't give football $5MM of that $20.5MM. Might as well light it on fire instead.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

olive_branch_hog

Quote from: Pig Benis on Jun 25, 2025, 03:56 PMIt gets worse. If I'm understanding the new revenue sharing model correctly, then we still have to keep pumping the current proportion of money into this clownshow instead of shifting it to baseball and basketball where we can actually compete. I wouldn't give football $5MM of that $20.5MM. Might as well light it on fire instead.

Yep.

The way out is to either fire Sam or have a miracle season.

animal

Quote from: olive_branch_hog on Jun 25, 2025, 05:04 PMYep.

The way out is to either fire Sam or have a miracle season.
So 7-6
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buff2.0

We're going to go all-in just to make a bowl at 6-6 this season and the claim that Sam Pittman did a great coaching job, aren't we.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

PorkyPig

I've never been more disinterested in a football season ever.

BleedinRed

I'm excited for the season.  

It either goes well and all is right in the world or it goes wrong and we get a new corch.  

Sam doesn't survive a 7 win season.  8 will be iffy.  

mde114

i don't see 6 wins on our schedule.

vegashog

Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 25, 2025, 08:34 PMI'm excited for the season. 

It either goes well and all is right in the world or it goes wrong and we get a new corch. 

Sam doesn't survive a 7 win season.  8 will be iffy. 
you seen our recruiting? eight wins he comes back. seven is iffy.

biddy (fwiw) says six and six gets him gone before any bowl game.

HogOfWar

Quote from: vegashog on Jun 25, 2025, 08:43 PMyou seen our recruiting? eight wins he comes back. seven is iffy.

biddy (fwiw) says six and six gets him gone before any bowl game.


I dont see Pittman getting shown the door if he goes 6-6. Everybody will claim victory with a trip back to the Liberty bowl.

However,I don't see six wins. 5-7 at best. 4-8 is my perdiction.


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buff2.0

Quote from: BleedinRed on Jun 25, 2025, 08:34 PMI'm excited for the season. 

It either goes well and all is right in the world or it goes wrong and we get a new corch. 

Sam doesn't survive a 7 win season.  8 will be iffy. 

Lol, you sweet summer child.  6 wins gets him another year, 7 gets an extension and raise, 8 gets the school started on building him a statue.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Spiderham

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 25, 2025, 08:59 PMLol, you sweet summer child.  6 wins gets him another year, 7 gets an extension and raise, 8 gets the school started on building him a statue.
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DrMongoose

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Shouldn't it be wearing a liberty bowl champions t-shirt and hunter behind him kissing his ass?
Check your damn blood pressure!

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Borenutz

Quote from: DrMongoose on Jun 25, 2025, 10:39 PMShouldn't it be wearing a liberty bowl champions t-shirt and hunter behind him kissing his ass?

2 time and defending liberty bowl champ!

Lurk

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He's fatter than that.
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Pumpkin Escobar

Quote from: PorkyPig on Jun 25, 2025, 07:44 PMI've never been more disinterested in a football season ever.

Honestly, I've never been more disinterested in college football in general, than I am now.
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HOGSRUNWILD

Same, but that is likely an extension of Razorback Football.  In general, my excitement in a sport is directly tied to the Razorbacks and if they suck, I don't care much.  Like in Basketball or Baseball, once they are out of the tourney, I don't usually watch much or any of the rest of the tourney as my interest ends unless there is a special interest team I want to win or a team I really hate that I want to lose.

Even with Petrino on the sidelines and I love the dude, I'm not excited just because 1, I think his best days are past and 2, and most importantly, he isn't the head coach and likely doesn't have anywhere near full control of the total offense that includes the line and all facets needed to make it as good as possible, including all in-game decisions and how practices are run.

Just like under Nolan, for his system to work in games, the practices had to be a certain way.  The whole program had to be a certain way.  For Petrino's system to work, it requires perfection and that requires attention to detail and perfection in every facet.  You can't have practice run half-ass by the loafer-in-Chief and expect perfection in the game.

Papa Pigeritus

Maybe the curse started with Nutt.