Razorback Football

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Borenutz

Quote from: Vito Porkleone on Sep 22, 2025, 10:25 AMI don't want any of the Springdale crew near this program.  Malazahn, Lashlee, or anyone else.  There's a lot of bad juju still there for me.

If Sam has to go, I'm on board with turning it over to Bobby for a few years until Yuri's replacement can move us into the future.

Once Bobby is in place, we get that Nolan statue up and lift this curse.  Maybe then DVH can finally get his natty.

This. Or Nutt. No way, shape or form.

vegashog

fucking bazzel playing to his audience.

nutt saying he doesn't want the job is his way of saying they haven't asked me yet.

animal

Quote from: Feral on Sep 22, 2025, 08:22 AMCalling it right now.

  • Yurachek is fired first (maybe this week or next, depending on the ND game). The money guys aren't going to let him anywhere near the football HC decision.
  • Nutt is installed as the 'interim AD' within days.
  • Pittman is fired midseason.
  • Lashlee is hired as the next HC.
  • The interim tag is removed for Nutt.
That will pretty much open up my weekends for the next five years at least 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

bigpig

Bringing Dale back into the fold in any official capacity will end my fandom, full stop.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

passed

Quote from: Feral on Sep 22, 2025, 08:22 AMCalling it right now.

  • Yurachek is fired first (maybe this week or next, depending on the ND game). The money guys aren't going to let him anywhere near the football HC decision.
  • Nutt is installed as the 'interim AD' within days.
  • Pittman is fired midseason.
  • Lashlee is hired as the next HC.
  • The interim tag is removed for Nutt.

Thus the end of the Razorback Football Program.  While on the surface, this checks out with how things go for us, no way the curse will let us off that easily.  No, it has to give us a ray of hope before crushing our souls, then another small ray of hope, etc.  Rinse and repeat.

bigpig

Quote from: passed on Sep 22, 2025, 11:00 AMThus the end of the Razorback Football Program.  While on the surface, this checks out with how things go for us, no way the curse will let us off that easily.  No, it has to give us a ray of hope before crushing our souls, then another small ray of hope, etc.  Rinse and repeat.

Maximum curse:

Pittman and Hunter fired after Notre Dame.

Bobby takes over, whips people into shape, and we reel off some shocking wins and somehow get to a bowl.

Just before the bowl, Nutt is announced as AD and says Bobby won't be retained.


Maximum dumpster fire.
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

buff2.0

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 22, 2025, 11:24 AMMaximum curse:

Pittman and Hunter fired after Notre Dame.

Bobby takes over, whips people into shape, and we reel off some shocking wins and somehow get to a bowl.

Just before the bowl, Nutt is announced as AD and says Bobby won't be retained.


Maximum dumpster fire.

The rich old boomer pregame walk is replaced by Nutt walking through the A at each home game.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Third_down_draw

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 22, 2025, 11:37 AMThe rich old boomer pregame walk is replaced by Nutt walking through the A at each home game.

We replace the gout limp with the pimp limp.

bigpig

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 22, 2025, 11:37 AMThe rich old boomer pregame walk is replaced by Nutt walking through the A at each home game.

Regardless of who is coach, the PA guy will announce us as "Houston Nutt's Arkansas Razorbacks"
Lurker since 2003. Member since 2004.

passed

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 22, 2025, 11:24 AMMaximum curse:

Pittman and Hunter fired after Notre Dame.

Bobby takes over, whips people into shape, and we reel off some shocking wins and somehow get to a bowl.

Just before the bowl, Nutt is announced as AD and says Bobby won't be retained.


Maximum dumpster fire.

I just checked, and Murphy is pretty pissed you outed his master plan.  Then he grinned and said "Fuck it.  It'll work anyway."

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

animal

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 22, 2025, 11:50 AMRegardless of who is coach, the PA guy will announce us as "Houston Nutt's Arkansas Razorbacks"
Before or after a statue is built for him and his Cotton Bowls
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

FNG

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 22, 2025, 12:39 PMNutt saying he isn't interested.....

https://youtu.be/u-BOYABN-Ns
I watched this movie (for probably the dozenth time) a few weeks ago. Over a half century old and still a fantastic movie.

buff2.0

Quote from: animal on Sep 22, 2025, 12:58 PMBefore or after a statue is built for him and his Cotton Bowls


It'll include his Ole Miss cotton bowls too
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Listening to the presser today from Pittman and apparently we were "tired" because we didn't have the heat this summer. So there you have it folks. Orange slices all around. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

GeoHogsGeo

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 22, 2025, 11:50 AMRegardless of who is coach, the PA guy will announce us as "Houston Nutt's Arkansas Razorbacks"

Gold

HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Sep 22, 2025, 02:09 PMListening to the presser today from Pittman and apparently we were "tired" because we didn't have the heat this summer. So there you have it folks. Orange slices all around.

That's a new one. :suicide:
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

BleedinRed

Quote from: FNG on Sep 22, 2025, 01:39 PMI watched this movie (for probably the dozenth time) a few weeks ago. Over a half century old and still a fantastic movie.

Isn't it crazy to say that 1970 was a half century ago?  

BleedinRed

Quote from: animal on Sep 22, 2025, 02:09 PMListening to the presser today from Pittman and apparently we were "tired" because we didn't have the heat this summer. So there you have it folks. Orange slices all around.

I will have to watch the presser.  There is no way he said that to the world.

animal

Quote from: BleedinRed on Sep 22, 2025, 03:00 PMI will have to watch the presser.  There is no way he said that to the world.
I think it's about mid way thru. He said it and nobody called him out.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it