MLB Thread - Praise be to the greatness of Ohtani

Started by buff2.0, May 10, 2023, 07:59 AM

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Hognrock

That's pretty good I'd say (looking for any Baez cards I have)

Show-Me Hog

I have never seen a 9th inning quite like the Cardinals-Reds just pulled, not since Little League.

 

Top of 9th:  5-4 Reds, 2 outs, men on 2nd & 3rd for STL, fly ball hit to warning track, outfielder decided to drop it rather than catch it. Cards take lead and go on to score 4 more with 2 outs.  10-5 Cardinals.

Bottom of 9th: 6 walks by the Cardinals plus a couple of hits get the Reds to within 10-9, bases loaded, 2 outs.  Fly ball to the wall ends it.  The Cardinals outfielder decided to catch it.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cornhogio

Never squat with your spurs on!

Barton Fink

Great stuff with Verlander. He was incredible for us in the 2000s.

Tiger's end up walking it off with a HR.

BleedinRed

Just coming to post that.  How can you not be romantic about baseball. 

Thin Red Swine


buff2.0

I want Austin Riley injected into my veins
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DirkPiggler

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 29, 2026, 03:37 PMI want Austin Riley injected into my veins

He really needed that.

Hopefully that exorcised the Braves' playoff demons as pertaining to the phillies.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Thin Red Swine

Hagen Smith had a solid outing in his Game 1 start.

3 IP, 0 R, 2 H, 0 BB, 1 K


Thin Red Swine

It's gonna be a great day for Sox wearers.


I hope. But I don't have a good feeling about my Red ones.

Thin Red Swine


Cornhogio

That went from competitive to a nut drag pretty quickly.
Never squat with your spurs on!

Thin Red Swine

And tonight, the Red Sox have chosen cuckoldry.

When your first two "batters" stare at grooved third strikes, it doesn't bode well.


Cornhogio

Looks like they're going to roll a donut for the series.  Jeez...
Never squat with your spurs on!

Thin Red Swine

Yes it's anemic. Five hits and 17 strikeouts in 14 innings.

They spent all their energy in that big run from 14 games under .500 and had nothing much really for the last month.

Sadly, it looks like 1 run is gonna be enough for the Pinheads tonight. 


Thin Red Swine

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

First postseason run in 27 innings. Progress!

Thin Red Swine

#517
Jeebus. It's like watching an Arkansas meltdown.
 
That's two huge defensive mistakes by Contreras.

And now the wheels are all off.

They couldn't win the Little League World Series with this performance.

Thin Red Swine

Fuck the Yankees.

Now they'll go choke against somebody else.


buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."