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HogOfWar

#100
Nov 09, 2023, 08:56 PM
No,no,no, coach did not go there.

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

#101
Nov 09, 2023, 09:10 PM
National treasure
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

RPL

#102
Nov 09, 2023, 09:35 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Nov 09, 2023, 08:56 PMNo,no,no, coach did not go there.


Oh but he did!

Thin Red Swine

#103
Nov 11, 2023, 10:12 PM
Even the quick reactions can burn.

From their Instagram feed.


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Texzilla

#105
Nov 13, 2023, 08:40 AM
So fucking funny. Didn't Hope go to A&M last we saw her?

HogOfWar

#106
Nov 13, 2023, 08:42 AM
Can't wait for ours.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Hogfan58

#107
Nov 13, 2023, 09:22 AM
I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

#108
Nov 13, 2023, 09:26 AM
GameStop  :rofl:

Whole episode was golden.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

RPL

#109
Nov 13, 2023, 10:22 AM
Quote from: Barton Fink on Nov 13, 2023, 08:36 AMhttps://twitter.com/SECShorts/status/1724064573651894739?t=EvCfyMff9c16OjWIZproWQ&s=19

Loved the Tennessee dig in there!  There was nothing that could say about us that would add to what hasn't been said already.

Thin Red Swine

#110
Nov 13, 2023, 08:31 PM
Awesome. 

The new blonde ain't half bad either. At first I thought that was the brunette who changed her color. 

BASS

#111
Nov 13, 2023, 08:39 PM
The last line was the best.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

mr.zorak

#112
Nov 14, 2023, 09:20 AM
Quote from: RPL on Nov 13, 2023, 10:22 AMLoved the Tennessee dig in there!  There was nothing that could say about us that would add to what hasn't been said already.

I absolutely agree.  The dig was well placed and very funny. :thumb_up:
"Top Ten Dooshapalooza Finalist Threeve Years Running"

"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

buff2.0

#113
Nov 20, 2023, 08:06 AM
Excellent hustle, no Hope.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Vito Porkleone

#114
Nov 20, 2023, 09:12 AM
They could just as easily have been making fun of us like this.  But since I have an unhealthy hate for everything Auburn, this is glorious.

passed

#115
Nov 20, 2023, 10:02 AM
Quote from: Vito Porkleone on Nov 20, 2023, 09:12 AMThey could just as easily have been making fun of us like this.  But since I have an unhealthy hate for everything Auburn, this is glorious.

I mean... You could almost just swap the jersey.  That's what I thought, the whole way through.

HogOfWar

#116
Nov 20, 2023, 10:08 AM
Quote from: passed on Nov 20, 2023, 10:02 AMI mean... You could almost just swap the jersey.  That's what I thought, the whole way through.

That's almost every week for us. Probably how they shoot them too.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Third_down_draw

#117
Nov 20, 2023, 10:43 AM
Quote from: passed on Nov 20, 2023, 10:02 AMI mean... You could almost just swap the jersey.  That's what I thought, the whole way through.

You gotta be careful with the retard jokes nowadays

BASS

#118
Nov 20, 2023, 10:46 AM
Quote from: Third_down_draw on Nov 20, 2023, 10:43 AMYou gotta be careful with the retard jokes nowadays

Stereotypes exist for a reason
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

#119
Nov 20, 2023, 11:40 AM
Quote from: Vito Porkleone on Nov 20, 2023, 09:12 AMThey could just as easily have been making fun of us like this.  But since I have an unhealthy hate for everything Auburn, this is glorious.

Except we don't register nearly that much.

Doormats usually don't. 
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