SEC Shorts is back

Started by buff2.0, Jun 21, 2023, 08:02 AM

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HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Sep 07, 2026, 08:42 PMHope's evil hot twin sister Nope who comes to grant 3 wishes as long as it's catfish, tears, and utter disappoint.

She won't be hot. She is the anti-Hope of course.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

animal

Anyway I'm kinda looking forward to Missouri this season...the character/lady not the team although I'm willing to negotiate. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DirkPiggler

Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 07, 2026, 08:43 PMShe won't be hot. She is the anti-Hope of course.

Dude in drag.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Everybody wants a UCONN on the schedule three times.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it