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HogOfWar

#520
Sep 07, 2026, 08:43 PM
Quote from: animal on Sep 07, 2026, 08:42 PMHope's evil hot twin sister Nope who comes to grant 3 wishes as long as it's catfish, tears, and utter disappoint.

She won't be hot. She is the anti-Hope of course.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

animal

#521
Sep 07, 2026, 08:45 PM
Anyway I'm kinda looking forward to Missouri this season...the character/lady not the team although I'm willing to negotiate. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

DirkPiggler

#522
Sep 09, 2026, 08:56 AM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 07, 2026, 08:43 PMShe won't be hot. She is the anti-Hope of course.

Dude in drag.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

HogOfWar

#523
Sep 10, 2026, 05:42 PM
Mid-Week Corndog video. Matt Mitchell cameo!

https://x.com/SECShorts/status/2098171664240439331
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

#524
Sep 10, 2026, 06:29 PM
Good one
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

#525
Sep 10, 2026, 06:58 PM
Everybody wants a UCONN on the schedule three times.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HogOfWar

#526
Sep 14, 2026, 09:29 AM
HTH!

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

#527
Sep 14, 2026, 09:29 AM
Missouri girl is now Auburn girl.  And Arkansas girl again.

Edit: HOW came first.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

#528
Sep 17, 2026, 09:48 AM
This is probably the best thread for this guy.  I would really admire a coach who would do this. You know they are thinking it.

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buff2.0

#530
Sep 21, 2026, 08:36 AM
Our mention was almost as great as the train chick
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

FNG

#531
Sep 21, 2026, 08:40 AM

Hogfan58

#532
Sep 21, 2026, 08:45 AM
I need help and I know it.

HogOfWar

#533
Sep 21, 2026, 10:07 AM
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Texzilla

#534
Sep 21, 2026, 12:56 PM
Quote from: HogOfWar on Sep 21, 2026, 10:07 AMThat was damn good.

Make sure to watch past the Herbstreit bumper at the end

Ray Zorback

#535
Sep 21, 2026, 02:41 PM
Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 21, 2026, 12:56 PMMake sure to watch past the Herbstreit bumper at the end

good catch
irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

animal

#536
Sep 21, 2026, 04:29 PM
every week will be a different suicide method.  :stache:
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Thin Red Swine

#537
Sep 21, 2026, 07:46 PM
They came back very strong this week. Morgan Freeman is a chef's kiss.

Barton Fink

#538
Sep 21, 2026, 08:10 PM
Quote from: animal on Sep 21, 2026, 04:29 PMevery week will be a different suicide method.  :stache:

7 deadly sins you say?

HogOfWar

#539
Sep 28, 2026, 09:34 AM
Fresh meat!

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.
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