SEC Shorts is back

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Thin Red Swine

#60
Oct 02, 2023, 07:52 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 02, 2023, 08:11 AMYou can't tease me with Hope Hot Yoga and then just drop that possibility altogether.  It's not cool.

At least we were worthy of a mention this week, but that's not a good thing.


It's funny though. Better again overall. The LSU - Ole Miss part was perfect.

Too Big Pig

#61
Oct 02, 2023, 08:00 PM
Besides the hurtful truth on us, I was a fan of the Auburn fake injury.
"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

passed

#62
Oct 03, 2023, 05:25 AM
Quote from: Too Big Pig on Oct 02, 2023, 08:00 PMBesides the hurtful truth on us, I was a fan of the Auburn fake injury.

Same.  The Aubie injury fake was a great touch.  And yeah, they kinda nailed us.

DirkPiggler

#63
Oct 03, 2023, 08:01 AM
They wasted the bit with A&M versus the refs.  Should have saved that for us...even nationally people who follow football know that the SEC Officials are our true rivals.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

#64
Oct 09, 2023, 08:09 AM
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Trigger7672

#65
Oct 09, 2023, 08:30 AM Last Edit: Oct 09, 2023, 08:44 AM by Trigger7672
Wrong thread

Texzilla

#66
Oct 09, 2023, 08:33 AM
I like the minstrels. Would love to hear them singing to Arkansas. 

buff2.0

#67
Oct 16, 2023, 08:46 AM
Now it's snobby OU and Texas.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#68
Oct 16, 2023, 06:04 PM Last Edit: Oct 16, 2023, 06:07 PM by buff2.0
Mizzou deserves the death penalty for the Phillies comment. 

Even though they didn't actually say it.

Death penalty them so we can win again.

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

#69
Oct 16, 2023, 06:48 PM
I liked the Shorts better when the Hogs aren't absolute ass.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Feral

#70
Oct 16, 2023, 07:36 PM
Quote from: animal on Oct 16, 2023, 06:48 PMI liked the Shorts college football better when the Hogs aren't absolute ass.

Fixed that

buff2.0

#71
Oct 19, 2023, 05:44 PM
Damn. Wasting a perfectly good rattler is what we do best!

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BleedinRed

#72
Oct 19, 2023, 06:34 PM
While she isn't classically beautiful, is it wrong to think she might be sneaky hot?  

egregious

#73
Oct 19, 2023, 06:59 PM
Quote from: BleedinRed on Oct 19, 2023, 06:34 PMWhile she isn't classically beautiful, is it wrong to think she might be sneaky hot? 

No it is not, she is not really even trying there.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

BleedinRed

#74
Oct 19, 2023, 07:44 PM
Quote from: egregious on Oct 19, 2023, 06:59 PMNo it is not, she is not really even trying there.
I think the fact that she's not trying is what draws me in.

buff2.0

#75
Oct 19, 2023, 07:46 PM
I would, 100%.  Make her breakfast in the morning and everything.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Texzilla

#76
Oct 19, 2023, 08:25 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 19, 2023, 05:44 PMDamn. Wasting a perfectly good rattler is what we do best!


Could have substituted us here

buff2.0

#77
Oct 23, 2023, 09:00 AM
Arkansas got a mention.  They called us bottom-feeder.  And "Dan Enos school of offensive innovation."

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

piglosopher

#78
Oct 23, 2023, 12:40 PM
nm

Texzilla

#79
Oct 23, 2023, 01:22 PM
Great efforting this week.  Chattanooga was great.  They manage to make fun of mizxou every week. 

They said nothing false about us.
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