Coaching Hot Seat and Searches

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GeoHogsGeo

The most Arkansas thing is about to happen. Bobby is going to go to LSU and win a Natty.
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animal

Quote from: vegashog on Oct 26, 2025, 07:16 PMlooks like they are about to give kelley his $54 million (per ross dellinger). apparently he and the ad met to discuss staff changes and things went sideways.

speaking of his ad, this guy hired jimbo fisher and a&m paid the largest buyout in history. he gets 'stolen' by lsu and now they get to pay kelley all that money. makes yuracheks fuck ups seem bush league.
I'm getting a vision of that movie Casino with Joe Pesci getting deaded out in a corn field coming to a AD near LSU. 
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Barton Fink

I think there is a realistic shot Kiffen would go to LSU. More so than FL.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Oct 26, 2025, 07:23 PMThe most Arkansas thing is about to happen. Bobby is going to go to LSU and win a Natty.

They've already asked. Here was his reply:


HogOfWar

Quote from: animal on Oct 26, 2025, 07:30 PMI'm getting a vision of that movie Casino with Joe Pesci getting deaded out in a corn field coming to a AD near LSU.


Definitely going to end up in a bayou or canal somewhere in South Louisiana.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 26, 2025, 07:33 PMI think there is a realistic shot Kiffen would go to LSU. More so than FL.

He can go see his daughter again
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 26, 2025, 07:35 PMHe can go see his daughter again

He'll have to pull Weeks out of her first.

Barton Fink

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Oct 26, 2025, 07:36 PMHe'll have to pull Weeks out of her first.

At least then he could bench him and make him run suicides.

buff2.0

Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 26, 2025, 07:37 PMAt least then he could bench him and make him run suicides.

"Totally worth it."  - Weeks, in the near future
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

From the Rant, "Being reported they negotiated a 40% buyout in a one time lump payment. Who knows if that's actually true though"

Why didn't we ever think of that
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

Quote from: vegashog on Oct 26, 2025, 07:16 PMlooks like they are about to give kelley his $54 million (per ross dellinger). apparently he and the ad met to discuss staff changes and things went sideways.

speaking of his ad, this guy hired jimbo fisher and a&m paid the largest buyout in history. he gets 'stolen' by lsu and now they get to pay kelley all that money. makes yuracheks fuck ups seem bush league.
This is why I think giving a coach an enormous buyout is BS. What incentive does he have to even win? He is getting paid regardless.
Well, shit...

TC

Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 26, 2025, 07:33 PMI think there is a realistic shot Kiffen would go to LSU. More so than FL.
Quote from: TC on Oct 25, 2025, 11:03 PMI've said I dont see Kiffin leaving Ole Miss for Florida, but LSU is different story. The Saban story 2.0, "unfinished business."



vegashog

if they actually fired kelley, why in the world would he take a 60% cut in the buyout? i'm calling bullshit on that.

jdcatty

Quote from: buff2.0 on Oct 26, 2025, 07:35 PMHe can go see his daughter again

I know her boyfriend is at LSU, but I thought she was still in school at Ole Miss.

BTW, the pictures I have seen of her confirm the fact she is a hottie.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Barton Fink

It makes more sense. LSU > FL

Good thing is it would be a head shot to the OM contingent.

buff2.0

Quote from: vegashog on Oct 26, 2025, 07:45 PMif they actually fired kelley, why in the world would he take a 60% cut in the buyout? i'm calling bullshit on that.

No chance that the guy who killed a student on a scissor lift would have skeletons in his closet that an employer could exploit?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Gambler

This just means who we get will be another notch lower. After the big jobs get filled,  we'll get crumbs.

Lurk

Quote from: Barton Fink on Oct 26, 2025, 07:33 PMI think there is a realistic shot Kiffen would go to LSU. More so than FL.
That would be a nightmare.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

AporkalypseNow

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 26, 2025, 07:57 PMThat would be a nightmare.

He'd kill it there.

Texas may be looking soon and they want him, too.

Leaving Knoxville for USC was a crushing mistake, have to wonder if he's learned the grass isn't greener.

vegashog

Quote from: Lurk on Oct 26, 2025, 07:57 PMThat would be a nightmare.
any more of a nightmare than what he's doing at ole miss as far as arkansas is concerned?