NFL Discussion

[animal]

So what the fuck are the Steelers doing? They now have Russ Wilson and Justin Fields. Super.

I guess both are an upgrade over Kenny Pickett and Mason Rudolph.

[jdcatty]

https://x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1772295277069709647?


Seems ridiculous to me.

[Texzilla]

A punter is pissed off?  On my?   These players all complain about rules to make them safer until the CTE eats their brain or they can't walk at 50.  This is a good rule just like horse collar and crackback block bans are good rules. 

This is a rare play and it requires the swivel.  It has a huge percentage of injuries to the tackler vs normal play.

In a day of huge guarantees to star players you want them healthy and playing.  With all the newer rules to protect QBs they still had a ton of injuries in 23. 

I like the new kickoff rule too.

[animal]

How about a rule that players must wear hip, butt, and thigh pads.

[Texzilla]

Most don't wear knee pads, and cut their pants into shorts.  When I played I wanted all kinds of pads.  At 10 I was taping up like fucking dick Butkus.

[animal]

Looks like the Chiefs may need to draft another WR after Rice decided to go road racing down the Dallas freeway.

[Texzilla]

Rashee Rice apparently owns the Corvette and leased the Lambo that got totaled.  The leasing company wants to know when he's fucking paying for it.  It's likely his insurance will ignore the claim and put it back on Rashee.

In Texas leaving the scene without checking others for injuries is a felony.  I hope that motherfucker gets to spend a few years as a guest of the Texas Department of Coreections. He will also be getting sued by his victims in the wrecks.  They all probably hired that fucking Texas Hammer lawyer.

The Chiefs boards are all pushing the narrative nothing will happen to him, that no one really got hurt bad, and we don't know who was driving.  The league will ignore it.  Of course if he's not in jail, fucking Andy Reid and Young Hunt will protect this douche and keep him on the roster. 

[BleedinRed]

They all probably hired that fucking Texas Hammer lawyer.

I've been told by three different attorneys that The Texas Hammer has never tried a case in court.  

[Texzilla]

I've been told by three different attorneys that The Texas Hammer has never tried a case in court. 

Insurance companies are so scared of him they settle for whatever he asks for. He says so in his commercials.

I wonder if he talks like that in his real life?  "I'LL HAVE THE BRISKET, MOIST! NO SAUCE!" 

[animal]

Jackson County MO says nah on the sales tax increase to pay for Johnson County, KS people to come over and enjoy the Chiefs new stadium.

[Texzilla]

https://operations.nfl.com/gameday/analytics/stats-articles/what-stats-suggest-about-the-nfl-s-new-kickoff

This explains the new rule.  CFB should adopt to.

[BleedinRed]

CFB should adopt to.

I watched the NFL video that explains the "New" rules.  It looks to me like they are basically going back to the old days when kickoff returns were cool. 

[Lurk]

https://operations.nfl.com/gameday/analytics/stats-articles/what-stats-suggest-about-the-nfl-s-new-kickoff

This explains the new rule.  CFB should adopt to.

Shit, that would take away the strongest part of our game.

[jdcatty]

I've been told by three different attorneys that The Texas Hammer has never tried a case in court. 

I have no personal knowledge, but I guess I wouldn't be shocked by that.

[Cornhogio]

Melissa Stark let go at NFL Network today. 

[BleedinRed]

I have no personal knowledge, but I guess I wouldn't be shocked by that.

I play ball with a lot of attorneys here in Houston.  I was shocked when the first told me that.  So I've ask a few more independently and they said the same thing.  He basically is an ambulance chafer and then farms out the actual litigation part.  

[Thin Red Swine]

Melissa Stark let go at NFL Network today. 

I'd give her a hug. 

[jdcatty]

I play ball with a lot of attorneys here in Houston.  I was shocked when the first told me that.  So I've ask a few more independently and they said the same thing.  He basically is an ambulance chafer and then farms out the actual litigation part. 

Lots of those guys do that.  There are a couple of lawyers here in Texarkana who handle cases that Morris Bart signed up regularly.

[Texzilla]

Melissa Stark let go at NFL Network today. 

I'm not real happy with NFL Network. First they gave Steve Sabol a brain tumor and kilt him and then his dad. Last year they cut Rachel Bonetta, one of the funniest folks they've ever had but she made fun of Aaron Rodgers.  Then they're moving GMFB, the best football show there is, from NYC to LA with a new format and we really don't know who in the great cast is moving.  The big cut yesterday besides Stark was Anthony Siciliano who is an excellent broadcaster who does Red Zone.  They also got rid of James Palmer and Will Selva. 

Supposedly Goodsell is trying to sell NFL Media including NFLN and NFL Films to ESPN.  Fuck that douchenozzle.

[egregious]

Insurance companies are so scared of him they settle for whatever he asks for. He says so in his commercials.

I wonder if he talks like that in his real life?  "I'LL HAVE THE BRISKET, MOIST! NO SAUCE!" 

It was kind of sad when Hammer Jr. couldn't pull off the persona on the commercials.