The Razorback Softball Thread

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buff2.0

#1300
Jun 01, 2026, 03:32 PM
Who paints Kavan's pants on before every game?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Cornhogio

#1301
Jun 01, 2026, 04:05 PM
Not from Tennessee but I volunteer.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Son of Spam

#1302
Jun 01, 2026, 04:13 PM
All of the softball pitchers wear that mask. It always looks like their forehead, just above the top of it, is plastic.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

#1303
Jun 01, 2026, 05:47 PM
Quote from: Cornhogio on Jun 01, 2026, 04:05 PMNot from Tennessee but I volunteer.

I volunteer to take them off.

buff2.0

#1304
Jun 01, 2026, 08:04 PM
Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 31, 2026, 04:27 PMShe's gonna need sweet love consoling tonight.


No wonder that ass was looking so good.  She announced today that she's pregnant, expecting in December.  No wonder she's skipping AUSL for now.  From looking through her instagram I'd guess she wants to chill on the farm raising baby people and animals.  Good for her.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1305
Jun 02, 2026, 01:34 AM
Bama left their bats at home for both games.

Rematch of Texas vs Tech.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1306
Jun 04, 2026, 01:51 PM
DJ Gasso leaving to be the head coach at Tulsa. Good for him and great for Tulsa.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Spiderham

#1307
Jun 04, 2026, 03:48 PM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 04, 2026, 01:51 PMDJ Gasso leaving to be the head coach at Tulsa. Good for him and great for Tulsa.
He's no DJ Derrick. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Cornhogio

#1308
Jun 04, 2026, 08:45 PM
The plate ump in tonight's game is terrible. 
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

BASS

#1309
Jun 04, 2026, 08:50 PM
Tech gave up the lead with an error by the ss.  It was so egregious it almost looked intentional. Fuck Texas.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

#1310
Jun 04, 2026, 08:56 PM
When you're on national tv, commentating a game, you should not use the word Natty's.

Have some class and just say national championships.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

#1311
Jun 04, 2026, 09:00 PM
I'm starting to think this Kavan with her painted on pants is a pretty good pitcher
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1312
Jun 04, 2026, 09:23 PM
They should name her the Terminator and give her a Mason Miller-style entrance.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hogfan58

#1313
Jun 05, 2026, 08:15 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 04, 2026, 09:00 PMI'm starting to think this Kavan with her painted on pants is a pretty good pitcher

But she obviously isn't God's gift to softball Jordy. 
I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

#1314
Jun 06, 2026, 06:53 PM
Already coaching

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"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

#1315
Jun 08, 2026, 06:45 PM
Damn, someone's going to get a lockdown defender that can also swing.  Rijo is in the portal.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Guardrail

#1316
Jun 09, 2026, 05:35 AM
I wonder why all these girls are leaving? Has to be money, right?
The same people demanding everyone embrace your beliefs, have zero tolerance and condemn another for embracing theirs.  Oh, the irony.

buff2.0

#1317
Jun 09, 2026, 07:24 AM
Last year's final game had 2.41 million viewers.  This year's had 2.48 million.  It's not huge but it is a growing sport that other schools are starting to spend the money on.  Word is Texas A&M wants to try their hand at buying a championship.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Rocket City Hawg

#1318
Jun 09, 2026, 07:58 AM
Quote from: buff2.0 on Jun 08, 2026, 06:45 PMDamn, someone's going to get a lockdown defender that can also swing.  Rijo is in the portal.
I read that Rijo leaving is related to the UA not offering her Master's program.

jdcatty

#1319
Jun 09, 2026, 08:16 AM
Quote from: Rocket City Hawg on Jun 09, 2026, 07:58 AMI read that Rijo leaving is related to the UA not offering her Master's program.

What?  An Athlete that actually cares about her academic standing?  Surely you jest.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.
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