The Razorback Softball Thread

Started by buff2.0, Nov 08, 2023, 07:57 PM

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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

start with 2 outs on ole miss.  3rd batter goes yard.  ladies down 1-0 in the first.  i wish the ladies played in a park with at least 275 foot fences.  the ball parks are too small.
Fuck your feelings
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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

i don't watch much softball.  what is with the happy gilmore swing?  why is that legal?
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buff2.0

It's called slapping. Lefties do it a lot to get a head start towards first.

Why is it legal? Don't know, it's one of those "we've done it for so long now that no one asks" things I think.


And... Bri walks on 5 pitches, one of which should have been called ball four. It's like the SEC just doesn't want her getting the record.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

back to back walks with 2 outs.  come on ladies.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

Wyck me off! Kailey Wyckoff watched Ellis and Day get walked, nailed a 3 run homer, and refused to elaborate as she ran the bases and went to the dugout.

3-1 Arkansas.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 23, 2025, 11:28 AMWyck me off! Kailey Wyckoff watched Ellis and Day get walked, nailed a 3 run homer, and refused to elaborate as she ran the bases and went to the dugout.

3-1 Arkansas.

Don't talk about my girl like that.

Usafhawg

Quote from: BASS on May 23, 2025, 11:21 AMi don't watch much softball.  what is with the happy gilmore swing?  why is that legal?

What is illegal about it? You could do it in baseball if you desired. They are in the box when they make contact, so the other movement doesn't matter.

vegashog

Quote from: Usafhawg on May 23, 2025, 11:48 AMWhat is illegal about it? You could do it in baseball if you desired. They are in the box when they make contact, so the other movement doesn't matter.
see tony gwynn.

DrMongoose

how the frick does espn not have the scorebug in? Finally it came back

now it's gone again.

holy cow.

we need to go on the road for supers. too much pressure at home
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

Thin Red Swine

Judas. It's like watching batting practice.

Maybe we can win the next two.

buff2.0

Not good when the pitchers don't show up for game 1 of the Supers.  I feel like I've seen this before.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

our ace just getting hammered.

Thin Red Swine

7-3 at halftime.

We just need to put together a solid touchdown drive coming out of the locker room.

DrMongoose

that out on ole miss is one big difference between college and high school.
in college, any part of the foot can not be out of the batter's box when contact is made with the bat and ball.
in high school, the entire foot has to be out of the box when contact is made with the bat and ball.
Check your damn blood pressure!

"They've got to do a better job preparing our young men and putting them in positions to be succesful." - Hunter Yurachek 9/15/25

buff2.0

Help us, Atalyia Rijo.  You're our only hope.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

Quote from: buff2.0 on May 23, 2025, 12:22 PMHelp us, Atalyia Rijo.  You're our only hope.

what about a new hope?
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Ain't found a way to kill me yet
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buff2.0

Quote from: BASS on May 23, 2025, 12:24 PMwhat about a new hope?

Our last hope for this game is pitching right now.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."