Random Sports Questions

[Corn Pop]

Football:

What goes on in "the tent?" Nowadays when a player gets hurt he goes into the tent. Five or ten years ago there were no tents. What are they hiding in there? It reminds me of when a horse gets injured at the racetrack, they pop that tent up around him so the horrified spectators can't see what they're doing to that horse in there. Do they have fancy MRI machines or something in those tents? Or are they shooting the ball players up with painkillers? Anybody know what really goes on in there?

[Son of Spam]

Football:

What goes on in "the tent?" Nowadays when a player gets hurt he goes into the tent. Five or ten years ago there were no tents. What are they hiding in there? It reminds me of when a horse gets injured at the racetrack, they pop that tent up around him so the horrified spectators can't see what they're doing to that horse in there. Do they have fancy MRI machines or something in those tents? Or are they shooting the ball players up with painkillers? Anybody know what really goes on in there?

Coke and whores. No, really, probably pain killers.

[PorkyPig]

Lidocaine.

[Son of Spam]

It may have a port-o-shitter in it.

[buff2.0]

Snorting chopped up sour skittles

[Hogslobber]

OK, I will play along with random questions.

How can Florida State use the Seminoles as their mascot ?
Atlanta Braves ?
KC Chiefs?
Notre Dame?

Thought pc police outlawed all racist mascots

[Sus-Scrofa]

OK, I will play along with random questions.

How can Florida State use the Seminoles as their mascot ?
Atlanta Braves ?
KC Chiefs?
Notre Dame?

Thought pc police outlawed all racist mascots

Don't they have a deal with the tribe?

[vegashog]

the seminole tribe has no issue with fsu. never have.

[Sus-Scrofa]

the seminole tribe has no issue with fsu. never have.

Just googled it.  They've got a big write up on the FSU website explaining their relationship since the 40s

[buff2.0]

the seminole tribe has no issue with fsu. never have.

Their opinions don't matter as much as those of some angry liberals who are offended on their behalf. 

[DrMongoose]

Football:

What goes on in "the tent?" Nowadays when a player gets hurt he goes into the tent. Five or ten years ago there were no tents. What are they hiding in there? It reminds me of when a horse gets injured at the racetrack, they pop that tent up around him so the horrified spectators can't see what they're doing to that horse in there. Do they have fancy MRI machines or something in those tents? Or are they shooting the ball players up with painkillers? Anybody know what really goes on in there?

They do it so no one (I.e. the opposition) can see what the injury is or how severe

Then someone wisely figured out to make money selling the tents as everyone wanted to have them and not be uncool or left out.

[Son of Spam]

They do it so no one (I.e. the opposition) can see what the injury is or how severe

Then someone wisely figured out to make money selling the tents as everyone wanted to have them and not be uncool or left out.

Well, if the player comes out on crutches, it is pretty obvious how serious the injury is. Or doesn't come back in the game at all.

[DrMongoose]

Well, if the player comes out on crutches, it is pretty obvious how serious the injury is. Or doesn't come back in the game at all.

We are talking about football coaches, the most paranoid scientific rockets on the planet.

[Spiderham]

Lidocaine.

IM Toradol usually. 

[TC]

IM Toradol usually.

I've watched some NBA guys talking about that stuff. Gives you the shits but you play like a coked out thoroughbred, and feel no pain.

[buff2.0]

Popped a tendon in my elbow one night at the gym when I was in Washington.  Was in so much pain when I got in bed that I was shaking like a diabetic.  ER next morning gave me a toradol shot that had me feeling like superman and ready to go lift more weight.