The Search for Calipari Thread

[BASS]

I've hated cal since November 1994 when his UMass team drug its balls across corliss and scotty's faces.

Now I have to like him. Weird feeling.

I've always said he was a cheating scumbag that underachieved with the talent he had.

Please for the love of God prove me to be a dumbass.

[Ray Zorback]

I've hated cal since November 1994 when his UMass team drug its balls across corliss and scotty's faces.

Now I have to like him. Weird feeling.

I've always said he was a cheating scumbag that underachieved with the talent he had.

Please for the love of God prove me to be a dumbass.

My first thought was, 'he has been cheating for years, but now he will get caught. We'll get the death penalty".

[Trigger7672]

I've hated cal since November 1994 when his UMass team drug its balls across corliss and scotty's faces.

Now I have to like him. Weird feeling.

I've always said he was a cheating scumbag that underachieved with the talent he had.

Please for the love of God prove me to be a dumbass.

I've been texting my friends this exact same thing all morning. I was 7 years old when we got our asses kicked by UMass in the first game of the season and it's the only time I can remember crying after a sporting event. I've hated Calipari since. I loved John Chaney just because he told Calipari he was going to kill him during a press conference. But fuck it he's our guy now. Woopig.

[DrMongoose]

Alyssa Lang is on full ride (xm) and I know some of you love her but she doesn't know anything who h is amazing since she works at the sec network.

Total teleprompter reader

[Lurk]

looks like a jersey mob boss's kid.

He is Italian, so that part checks out.

[DirkPiggler]

Alyssa Lang is on full ride (xm) and I know some of you love her but she doesn't know anything who h is amazing since she works at the sec network.

Total teleprompter reader

Very definition of mid.  Mid talent, mid looks, etc. 

Nothing against her, although like Tony Delk she pissed me off on the radio on Friday when she started going off about how Arkansas fans had mistreated the Musselman family.  She can fuck right off with that nonsense.  Either give specific examples or it didn't happen, and you're denigrating one of the schools you're supposed to be covering and promoting. 

[hit_that_line]

I can't wait to hang out with Cal at Oaklawn. We're so fucking back.

[Son of Spam]

My first thought was, 'he has been cheating for years, but now he will get caught. We'll get the death penalty".

My wife just said the same thing. He will get caught here (not that he hasn't been caught elsewhere) and they will come down hard on us...because it is us. But, he is our problem now, so WoooPig!

[jdcatty]

My first thought was, 'he has been cheating for years, but now he will get caught. We'll get the death penalty".

There is virtually nothing he could do that would be considered cheating these days.

[aaron]

Intradesting. May have been posted already. Sorry. Screen door and all.

[egregious]

I hope our new money guy kicks the tires on Saban getting bored with retirement in a year or two.

[BleedinRed]

Intradesting

Wow.  Love it.  I dislike Mussleman more than any coach we have had.  And that includes Dale.

[Trigger7672]

Intradesting

I hope he loses every game by 100 and Austin Reaves fucks his wife.

[SwahiliSteve]

Might be unpopular but any current player that went into the portal should be told they are not welcome back.  Fuck that noise.

And, again, I hope Muss gets ass aids.

this. All of this. I don't want any of those little bitches back. Fuck them. Divo can fuck off and never play again for all I care. He was the root of our probs

[Lurk]

I didn't like him at UMass because of it being Massachusetts. I changed my mind on him through the years and wanted and thought we might get him after Heath. I think it was early on at Memphis when he said that "regional" thing which I thought was smart of him considering he was recruiting against us. When we moved on from Coach Play Hard, he was very complimentary about the Arkansas job and has always shown nothing but respect towards us in his time at Kentucky.

He's a personable and will be popular here. He'll win too, which is the only thing that matters.

[egregious]

He's a personable and will be popular here. He'll win too, which is the only thing that matters.

Hopefully our lapdogs in the press tweak him just enough so that he wants to prove something.

I would think slinging together a team from a blank slate somewhere else would be right up his alley.

"Ta-Da!...Twice!...and I retire!"

[Son of Spam]

Will we still play the Godfather theme when he comes out?

[Show-Me Hog]

Will we still play the Godfather theme when he comes out?

Was that him? I thought Rick Pitino.

Maybe both.

[Gambler]

I wish the Tysons would get interested in women's basketball and football.

[BleedinRed]

Was that him? I thought Rick Pitino.

Maybe both.

That was Rick.