2024 Olympics

Started by uagrad2007, Jul 11, 2024, 03:14 PM

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Son of Spam

Quote from: Cornhogio on Jul 27, 2024, 06:43 PMYou'd have to watch the Greco Roman rasslin' on Pornhub.
Yeah, but the black guys tripping over their dicks during the races would be high comedy.
Well, shit...

Lurk

I would definitely watch some wo
Quote from: Son of Spam on Jul 27, 2024, 07:21 PMYeah, but the black guys tripping over their dicks during the races would be high comedy.
Even funnier would be the women's BB teams having the same problem.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

SwahiliSteve

Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Barton Fink

Former Hog Nick Babb is playing hoops for Ze Germans.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Show-Me Hog

I could totally do team handball.

Especially the penalty shots. How could you NOT score?

SwahiliSteve

https://x.com/drelidavid/status/1817295942590058742?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g


Fuck the Olympics. I am done after seeing this shit. Also the Olympic committee made a surfer from the U.S. take Jesus Christ off his surf board to compete. I just think this is some fucked up WEF evil empire type shit.
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

BleedinRed

I don't know why anyone would watch this farce.  It isn't even the best athletes in the world.  It certainly isn't filed with athletes that represent national pride.  At best it's a third world athletic competition.  Fuck em all.  

SwahiliSteve

Can't be good thing that the top trend on x is the Olympics and not due to competition it's all about boycotting and how awful last night was. They really fucked up. The strangest part the person who coordinated the entire opening ceremonies was a gay pro Israeli dude
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

razor5396

This Olympics has convinced me that there is no longer a Left vs Right or a Democrat vs Republican. It is simply boiled down to the Elite vs You. You enjoy a good steak and beer on the weekends, and the the elite hate you because you should be enjoying Beyond Meat and feeling guilty for being straight. You worship a deity that is greater than man and demands you to expect more from yourself and others instead of worshiping hedonism and excess as the Elite do. You should be grateful for Lady Gaga dancing around with her dick hanging out and Snoop Dogg acting like a retard instead of an opening ceremony celebrating nearly 2000 years of French Culture.

Barton Fink

US up 4-0 against New Zealand in soccer. Men's soccer...

egregious

Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

Hogfan58

French can't even countries names right during Opening Ceremonies

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/ar-BB1qJI7n
I need help and I know it.

buff2.0

Quote from: razor5396 on Jul 27, 2024, 11:03 PMThis Olympics has convinced me that there is no longer a Left vs Right or a Democrat vs Republican. It is simply boiled down to the Elite vs You. You enjoy a good steak and beer on the weekends, and the the elite hate you because you should be enjoying Beyond Meat and feeling guilty for being straight. You worship a deity that is greater than man and demands you to expect more from yourself and others instead of worshiping hedonism and excess as the Elite do. You should be grateful for Lady Gaga dancing around with her dick hanging out and Snoop Dogg acting like a retard instead of an opening ceremony celebrating nearly 2000 years of French Culture.

We're just paying taxes to pedophiles.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

Quote from: egregious on Jul 28, 2024, 07:04 AMhttps://apnews.com/article/poland-olympics-john-lennon-imagine-media-b57994d7dfe1436a68d75957c23f6a86

Polish guy spoke the unspeakable

What was wrong about what the journalist said? 

I forgot, right and wrong doesn't matter anymore. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

jethro

John Lennon even said "Imagine" was Communism with sugar on top to make it more acceptable.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 27, 2024, 09:19 PMI could totally do team handball.

Especially the penalty shots. How could you NOT score?

On the other hand, I couldn't do water polo in any way, shape, or form. I would be sinking and gasping for air within about 30 seconds.

Hizog

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 28, 2024, 08:56 AMOn the other hand, I couldn't do water polo in any way, shape, or form. I would be sinking and gasping for air within about 30 seconds.

Water Polo is a crazy sport. It's like combining swimming, wrestling and murder. ...with a ball.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jul 28, 2024, 08:56 AMOn the other hand, I couldn't do water polo in any way, shape, or form. I would be sinking and gasping for air within about 30 seconds.
I would be the poster boy for "The agony of defeat."
Well, shit...