Getting drunk at the dump. Arkansas vs Arkansas Pine Bluff game thread

[Cornhogio]

The ESPNU pregame show lady is smoke.  Googled her, and geez what a life story.  Competed in the paralympics, overcame her issues, and learned to walk again.  Almost feel guilty looking for pics.  Almost.

Victoria Arlen.

[BleedinRed]

Currently watching the United safety video.  They got 11 minutes before Twitter blows up with another Airline confrontation video.  

[vegashog]

anyone there? what's the crowd like.

[buff2.0]

anyone there? what's the crowd like.

He's in a plane so hopefully pretty tame

[vegashog]

andrew hutchinson tweeting that there's no water or ac in the press box.

[buff2.0]

Blow it all up once the game ends.  "Hey y'all all got 15 minutes to clear the stadium before the air strike gets here."

https://x.com/NWAHutch/status/1829296203441602606

[BleedinRed]

Not a seat to be had. Lots of poors.  I feel a little icky. 

[Barton Fink]

WMS gonna WMS

[Gambler]

Blow it all up once the game ends.  "Hey y'all all got 15 minutes to clear the stadium before the air strike gets here."

https://x.com/NWAHutch/status/1829296203441602606

WMS plumbing out does the clock.

[buff2.0]

Team decided to wait until they got to Markham to pick up a virgin for Bobby's pre-game sacrifice. 

Hence, the early WMS issues.

[Gambler]

Team decided to wait until they got to Markham to pick up a virgin for Bobby's pre-game sacrifice. 

A virgin in Little Rock?

[BleedinRed]

Maybe I missed it but ESPN U hasn't said anything about our game despite it being the pregame show.  lol. 

[Sus-Scrofa]

Saracen should have prop bet the hell out of this game on their app:

1. Clock malfunction in first quarter 

2. Is the piss smell going to be caused by broken toilets or natural causes.

Etc.

[Barton Fink]

Crowd shot. Oooof....

[BleedinRed]

Ok.  Thrusters are about to be engaged.  See yall on the other side.  

[buff2.0]

I'm sure the crowd is still tailgating

[Sus-Scrofa]

Crowd shot. Oooof....

Shirley that wasn't live 

[buff2.0]

Ok.  Thrusters are about to be engaged.  See yall on the other side. 

Did you learn to pray in Arabic?  If so this would be the perfect time.

[vegashog]

uapb assessed a 15 yard penalty at the start of each half for not wearing contrasting colors. going with all black.

i'm leaving that one alone.

[Papa Pigeritus]

I'm glad the woopussy is still around so I can bitch and moan with you assholes.

Thanks to those that keep the lights on.