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Started by Ray Zorback, Aug 17, 2026, 08:31 AM

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Ray Zorback

It's time to start building up our excitement. I'm thinking 4 wins right now. In the next 19 days, I'll probably be up to 5 or 6.
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SwahiliSteve

Who in the fuck do you think we are gonna beat beyond Tulsa and North Alabama? Utah maybe? I guess SC is bad but could still be a challenge
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

Ray Zorback

I think N. Alabama, Tulsa, and then 2 out of these 6: Utah, Tennessee, Vandy, Auburn, Missouri, S. Carolina.

Tennessee, Missouri, S. Carolina are at home.

Sure losses- Georgia, A&M, Texas, LSU

I'm already leaning toward 5.
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DirkPiggler

I see four wins as well among the same group.

Utah is a wild card.  Replacing a successful head coach with a long time assistant doesn't always work out...in fact it usually doesn't.  On top of that they lost quite a bit off last year's roster.

Hopefully Silverfield won't let Drunkshitz make him his he-bitch the way Pittman did. 

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

Sus-Scrofa

We're going bowling.














Because that will be better than watching these games.

Third_down_draw

Based on my knowledge of this team (which is the new coach's last name and one of the QB's in the rotation is KJ so and so) I am repeating last season's prediction of 3 wins.

FNG


DRYANKNPULL

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egregious

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Aug 17, 2026, 09:15 AMBased on my knowledge of this team (which is the new coach's last name and one of the QB's in the rotation is KJ so and so) I am repeating last season's prediction of 3 wins.

Where can I sign up to pay for more of this savvy analysis?

Savvy is a great word that is falling into disuse.

Here are some words I am trying to bring back:

I hhope we have a savvy coordinator directing a splendid QB throwing to some speed merchants on the outside.
Splash 11! drop ABE track, too confusing

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: egregious on Aug 17, 2026, 12:04 PMWhere can I sign up to pay for more of this savvy analysis?

Savvy is a great word that is falling into disuse.

Here are some words I am trying to bring back:

I hhope we have a savvy coordinator directing a splendid QB throwing to some speed merchants on the outside.
I don't think these are words that will describe this team. More like program under under construction
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

buff2.0

Quote from: SwahiliSteve on Aug 17, 2026, 12:20 PMI don't think these are words that will describe this team. More like program under under construction

Damn we really have regressed from the national championship under construction days
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For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

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Third_down_draw

Quote from: egregious on Aug 17, 2026, 12:04 PMWhere can I sign up to pay for more of this savvy analysis?


It's included free of charge with your Arkansas Edge donation of $5,000 or more.
Email zeke@tsgra.com for more information.

SwahiliSteve

Oh wait sports illustrated has noted that Chris Marshall "dazzles" in arkansas scrimmage
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: egregious on Aug 17, 2026, 12:04 PMWhere can I sign up to pay for more of this savvy analysis?

Savvy is a great word that is falling into disuse.

Here are some words I am trying to bring back:

I hhope we have a savvy coordinator directing a splendid QB throwing to some speed merchants on the outside.
we aren't savvy. You know what is...

https://x.com/polymarket/status/2089434635931427257?s=46&t=m_RTTyQoOXCKni9LyjoM3g
Yep. I'm not trying to be a dick about it. It could have lived. It didn't. Not by my choice. -Elvis

vegashog

some of the comments are hilarious.

Lurk

Quote from: vegashog on Aug 18, 2026, 07:57 AMsome of the comments are hilarious.
Portuguese Snowblower  :D 
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mr.zorak

We are 2-5 in Fayetteville.  Lost the last 4 straight. 
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"He has no time for sons of dicks and bitches."
~Third_down_draw

Ray Zorback

#17
hopefully the Pittman loser mentality is gone
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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Ray Zorback on Aug 19, 2026, 12:52 PMhopefully the Pittman loser mentality is gone
Apparently he went and spoke to the football team in Nashville recently.  Hopefully that doesn't infect the Scrappers.

Loma

1-9 is how we start the season.