Happy 247th, America

Started by buff2.0, Jul 03, 2023, 11:23 AM

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BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

buff2.0

If you have Roku it looks like the Roku channel is showing different July 4 celebration shows - currently it's on Chris Young doing a concert in Houston. Dude's red faced and looking like he's trying really hard to sing.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Corn Pop

That Jimi Hendrix Star Spangled Banner was far out, man.

Sitting here on my porch, there are smatterings of fireworks going off in the distance. But it's still daylight and you can't see the payoff in the sky. There went a Boom! The kind you can feel in your chest. Still no payoff in the sky. These things cost money, why not wait til it's dark so you can see the payoff?

I'm guessing it's a nearby family of four. Husband, wife, and two teenage boys. Mom says it's bed time soon boys, better set them off. Boys say can we dad? Can we, can we? Dad says no, hold your powder! It'll be dark soon. Mom says oh Clark let 'em shoot some off. Dad hangs his head and quietly takes a sip of his Bud Light. Suddenly Boom! Mom wins again.
I really don't care, Margaret.

buff2.0

I remember Enumclaw WA in 2018. The town had an awesome show but then everyone had to light their own. I could drive down any street in town and it felt like every driveway had fireworks going off. You could smell the smoke for two weeks.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

TC

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Quote from: TC on Jul 03, 2023, 11:30 AMThat sounds like a helluva spread.

I'm changing the oil in the wife's car then taking the kids fishing this evening.

Happy 4th you degenerates.

We did okay. From Kayaks with light tackle makes it even more fun.





buff2.0

It's never too late to keep freedom-ing.  We give the homos a whole month, for some fucking reason.

https://www.rushlimbaugh.com/my-fathers-speech/

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2qCOZOJ4p4
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

DRYANKNPULL

Quote from: TC on Jul 05, 2023, 12:58 AMWe did okay. From Kayaks with light tackle makes it even more fun.






That's ol'biggun.