2024 Game 12 - Hogs vs Missouri game prediction thread

[Feral]

I'm thinking that we see an epic game of Sam Pittman ineptitude and stupidity, as the weekend's parade of coaching dumbshittery is an omen for us.  I'm thinking he will deliver a game of clock and game mismanagement that makes Matt Eberflus look like Jimmy Johnson. 

You're more optimistic about his dipshittery than I am.

I fully expect us to sleepwalk into this game with a bunch of guys phoning it in and looking ahead to portal season.

We'll go down 10-0 or 13-0 quickly (thanks to a turnover because of course) before we decide to wake up, and it'll be too late.

[Texzilla]

You're more optimistic about his dipshittery than I am.

I fully expect us to sleepwalk into this game with a bunch of guys phoning it in and looking ahead to portal season.

We'll go down 10-0 or 13-0 quickly (thanks to a turnover because of course) before we decide to wake up, and it'll be too late.

I'm just hoping that the inevitable loss is due to Sam's ineptitude rather than player failures.   

[Gambler]

Those lucky fuckers  31
Us                   21

[Jostlyn mcCocksack]

hogs 21
mizzou 13

[Feral]

I'm just hoping that the inevitable loss is due to Sam's ineptitude rather than player failures.   

I think it'll be a combination of Sam's ineptitude and laziness, player apathy, and Drinkwitz having the horseshoe rammed up his ass that formerly belonged to Gus at Auburn.

That MFer is one of the luckier sons of bitches I've seen in a while, and Mizzou seems to fall ass backwards into at least 2 wins a season because of it. 

[mde114]

Mizz- 31
Hogs let go of the rope in the 3rd quarter- 14

[RPL]

Nobody wants them in the SEC  28
Everybody forgets we're in the SEC 21

Tied at 21.  Arkansas driving for the winning touchdown with a minute or so left. Arkansas fumbles at the 9 yard line of MIS-SOU-(RI). Tigers pick up the ball and outrun Hogs for the winning touchdown.

Was this game even mentioned on SEC Game Day today?  Other than "Oh, look!  It's snowing in Columbia where Arkansas will play Missouri."

[Thin Red Swine]

31-24 Misery.  We do our traditional thanksgiving give away with dumb mistakes and turnovers

Where are you from, Future Boy?

[Thin Red Swine]

Nobody wants them in the SEC  28
Everybody forgets we're in the SEC 21

Tied at 21.  Arkansas driving for the winning touchdown with a minute or so left. Arkansas fumbles at the 9 yard line of MIS-SOU-(RI). Tigers pick up the ball and outrun Hogs for the winning touchdown.

Was this game even mentioned on SEC Game Day today?  Other than "Oh, look!  It's snowing in Columbia where Arkansas will play Missouri."

But you, sir, are the lucky winner.

We'll take a collection to finagle a sideline pass for the Birmingham Bowl.

[RPL]

But you, sir, are the lucky winner.

We'll take a collection to finagle a sideline pass for the Birmingham Bowl.

Thank you.  Thank you very much.