Portal thread. Who’s leaving, who’s coming.

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vegashog


HogOfWar

Quote from: DirkPiggler on Jan 07, 2026, 01:35 PMSaw this on Twitter and I'm stealing it in case we ever get decent again under the new coach.  You cannot view this attachment.

Works for the title for our next darsider thread too!

 ;D
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buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

#8 edge rusher in his class. he had surgery in 2024, missed all of spring camp and two guys ahead of him will be draft picks, one projected in the 1st round.

who knows how the guy contributes, but a little context matters.

Mazeppa Pompazoidi

QuoteQuote from: DirkPiggler on Today at 06:59 AM
Saban could have left at any time...but he would have owed a significant buyout.

Actually, Saban did not have a buyout or penalties, if he left for another school.  I remember him kind of bragging about it in an interview.  Of course, he was the exception and not the rule.

I tried to find an article which backs that up, but I couldn't find one.  Here is a screenshot of what Google AI says about it.

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Lurk

Quote from: vegashog on Jan 07, 2026, 02:28 PM#8 edge rusher in his class. he had surgery in 2024, missed all of spring camp and two guys ahead of him will be draft picks, one projected in the 1st round.

who knows how the guy contributes, but a little context matters.
I haven't been displeased by the class so far. They seem to be recruiting all over, which is good.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Jan 07, 2026, 02:13 PMWe added two tackles to our defense's combined stat line

https://x.com/Hayesfawcett3/status/2008961879817818368?s=20

Football positions are written in all caps now? Defensive end or DE or just end isn't good enough any more? EDGE

Get the fuck off my lawn.

buff2.0

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 07, 2026, 02:59 PMFootball positions are written in all caps now? Defensive end or DE or just end isn't good enough any more? EDGE

Get the fuck off my lawn.

He plays loose, fast, and on the EDGE of out of control.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

jdcatty

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Jan 07, 2026, 02:59 PMFootball positions are written in all caps now? Defensive end or DE or just end isn't good enough any more? EDGE

Get the fuck off my lawn.

I think it is only EDGE that is in all caps;  haven't seen the others written that way.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

HTL

Big time DE commitment from Kentucky. We'll have two legit pass rushers now. Really like the defense pickups so far. Need to go find a couple receivers.

Pig Benis

Quote from: HTL on Jan 07, 2026, 03:32 PMBig time DE commitment from Kentucky. We'll have two legit pass rushers now. Really like the defense pickups so far. Need to go find a couple receivers.

Interesting stat line: 11 G | 11 tackles, 4.5 TFL, 3.5 sacks, 2 PBU, 3 QBH, 2 FF

Sounds like he's purely a pass rush specialist and I'm good with that.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

buff2.0

Quote from: Lurk on Jan 07, 2026, 02:41 PMI haven't been displeased by the class so far. They seem to be recruiting all over, which is good.

With guys like that we should have the most improved defense in the nation. Actually just having 11 functioning brains on the field would accomplish that.

https://x.com/max_olson/status/2008974511165853755?s=46&t=DTGVKlgNTKh5Nq29PdZsdg
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HTL


Third_down_draw

Quote from: Lurk on Jan 07, 2026, 02:41 PMI haven't been displeased by the class so far. They seem to be recruiting all over, which is good.

Can't even call it recrooting anymore. It's transacting. 

HTL

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Jan 07, 2026, 04:23 PMCan't even call it recrooting anymore. It's transacting. 
They love the helmet.

PHARMHOG

This portal stuff is the silliest shit.

I won't care until the first week of September.

Meanwhile...this guy CARES NOW!!!

https://x.com/olemissBK/status/2008740488208409071

jdcatty

Quote from: HTL on Jan 07, 2026, 04:16 PMCharlie Collins is returning.

What is he-- the second or third guy that entered the portal and then backed out?  Obviously, we don't have the "if you ever go to the portal, you can't come back" policy.  And that really doesn't bother me.  These kids are in uncharted territory, and they can't really all be expected to make the right decision so quickly.
Apparently retarded member of the "fucking old people" crowd as defined by Swahili Steve.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: jdcatty on Jan 07, 2026, 05:43 PMWhat is he-- the second or third guy that entered the portal and then backed out?  Obviously, we don't have the "if you ever go to the portal, you can't come back" policy.  And that really doesn't bother me.  These kids are in uncharted territory, and they can't really all be expected to make the right decision so quickly.

Most of these kids aren't going pro.  If you have a chance to go make an extra few hundred grand plus for a few years by entering the portal, you probably have to try.

DirkPiggler

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