The BEAT MIZZOU Game Thread

Started by Show-Me Hog, Feb 22, 2025, 11:05 AM

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Cornhogio

Quote from: razor5396 on Feb 22, 2025, 09:13 PMI always wondered how her husband is able to stop dry heaving during sex.

Talk about taking the "go ugly early" strategy to heart...
Never squat with your spurs on!

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Feb 22, 2025, 09:15 PMShe has a husband? Male from birth?

if you truly didn't know she has a husband, you should know you set up the jokes like you did!

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on Feb 22, 2025, 09:16 PMif you truly didn't know she has a husband, you should know you set up the jokes like you did!

Not sure what you're trying to say but yes I did.

Here you go...

 :sarcasm:  :sarcasm:  :sarcasm:

Show-Me Hog

Talk about a thread hijacking.

LAST TWO MINUTES.

Show-Me Hog

Jesus Z got abused. Someone call 911.

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Feb 22, 2025, 09:19 PMJesus Z got abused. Someone call 911.

seemed like the guy was extending his arm to shove Z off

Show-Me Hog

I'm not sure I can take it. We want to win but are limping to the finish line.

Spiderham

We defend the three like our baseball team hits.
Oak Grove in the house.

Thin Red Swine

Just gotta hit about four more free throws.


AND NOT FUCKING TURN THE BALL OVER.

Sus-Scrofa

Not sure how Z didn't get an and one on that put back

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

buff2.0

I almost shitted myself when Grill took that open 3. 
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Sus-Scrofa


Thin Red Swine

That's not a 50/50 call. Bad foul by Davis.

animal

We always look surprised they are going to put on a press
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Show-Me Hog

Why do we have the inability to get it in from under their basket? Two people cut hard to the baseline, two people release to our basket. SOMEBODY IS OPEN.

Thin Red Swine


Sus-Scrofa


Show-Me Hog

Did you see Brazile? Just hanging on our rim with a clock was still running? Could have easily been a T if they wanted. I truly think he's retarded. Not a joke this time.

animal

Well cool story guys. Nice win.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it