Tuck Fexas

Started by Show-Me Hog, Feb 26, 2025, 03:01 PM

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Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Corn Pop on Feb 26, 2025, 07:15 PMShow-Me you better come through tonight or we gotta go back to Doc.

It's generally a good idea to go back to your doc after tucking fexas.


Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Corn Pop on Feb 26, 2025, 07:15 PMShow-Me you better come through tonight or we gotta go back to Doc.

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Sus-Scrofa

Barkley ripping on Joe Kline during Auburn/Ole Miss.

"Joe's wife is like a 10.  Joe is a 3.5.  That must be some good BBQ."

Show-Me Hog

My ESPN app tells me "This event has not yet started."

I don't believe them.

Get this fucking Auburn game over.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Feb 26, 2025, 08:12 PMMy ESPN app tells me "This event has not yet started."

I don't believe them.

Get this fucking Auburn game over.
On ESPN News right now. I look for Texass to shoot about 70% from three.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

We're getting pushed for a 32 point game that has 32 seconds to go.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Doc Hogaday

Pants ironed and back for more

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Son of Spam on Feb 26, 2025, 08:13 PMOn ESPN News right now,

Yeah I don't get that or U.

Only the mothership and 2 and app.

Doc Hogaday

TB w/ 2 in a row!
Pants ironed and back for more

BleedinRed

Good Brazile so far.  

Son of Spam

Quote from: BleedinRed on Feb 26, 2025, 08:15 PMGood Brazile so far. 
Then bounces a pass off his chest.
Well, shit...

Corn Pop

Their coach looks like the black meth dealer from Breaking Bad.
I really don't care, Margaret.

BleedinRed

Got good Davis right now too.  

BleedinRed

Quote from: Son of Spam on Feb 26, 2025, 08:16 PMThen bounces a pass off his chest.

if you expect perfection, prepare to be disappointed.  

Sus-Scrofa

Quote from: Corn Pop on Feb 26, 2025, 08:18 PMTheir coach looks like the black meth dealer from Breaking Bad.

looks like he's going to offer everyone a choice between a red and blue pill.

Cornhogio

Quote from: Corn Pop on Feb 26, 2025, 08:18 PMTheir coach looks like the black meth dealer from Breaking Bad.

That's the fart/shart meme guy right?
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

Show-Me Hog

Didn't realize we have identical records, 16-11, 5-9. Yeah this one is big.

Sus-Scrofa

I don't understand what's happening 

Cornhogio

We won't make another three.
Harris - Mamdani 2028!

BleedinRed

Great start so far.