Fayetteville (Super) Regional - 2025 Edition now CWS

[BASS]

Time to light this fucker up

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 4th.

Old Aloy singles to RCF at 113 mph.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Maxwell strikes out swinging.  Ugly, ugly at bat.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  My drunk, stupid ass has figured out that every LH hitter is getting fastballs on 0-0 and 0-1.  Fucking swing at one of them!)

Helfrick grounds into a 5-4-3 DP.  3 outs.  FUCK!

End 4th.  Winner's Bracket 3, Loser's Bracket 0.

[Guardrail]

Bullshit strike there. 

Giving him a TON of off the plate space. Greg Maddox would be proud

[Feral]

Maxwell strikes out on one at his eyes.

Our plate approach is horrible.

Extend Fire Nate

[Feral]

Another. Fucking. Double. Play.

[buff2.0]

Damn, they turn another perfect double

[Guardrail]

F this F'ing game.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Frick

[BleedinRed]

Jesus.  We look like shit.  Typical shit the bed behavior by a Razorback team.  

[DirkPiggler]

If someone here has Kozeal's phone number, please text him that Anderson is throwing him a fastball down the guts on strike one. 

[DirkPiggler]

Maxwell strikes out on one at his eyes.

Our plate approach is horrible.

Extend Fire Nate

Approach isn't the problem.  It's the hitters.  Dave told you in his interview...he wants them to start swinging at the first pitch.  Only the lefties are getting pitches to hit on the first one.  They need to wake the fuck up.

You can't let a guy like Anderson get ahead of you.  Start out 1-0 or 2-0 and you have a chance. 

[Feral]

Jesus.  We look like shit.  Typical shit the bed behavior by a Razorback team. 

We look extremely tight. We're uncomfortable at the plate, uncomfortable on the mound, and look out of sorts on defense.

[BASS]

I think it is well established that God hates me.

Maybe it isn't Nolan's statue, maybe it's me being a fan.

Sorry guys. The Razorbacks are collateral damage in God's assault on my life.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 5th.

Frey grounds out to Robinett, 3-1.  1 out.

Jones strikes out swinging.  2 outs.

Milam singles to CF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Hernandez flies out weakly to CF. 3 outs.

Mid 5th.  3-0 coonasses.

[Son of Spam]

I am not even upset. I could see this happening. It is what we do.

[buff2.0]

I think it is well established that God hates me.

Maybe it isn't Nolan's statue, maybe it's me being a fan.

Sorry guys. The Razorbacks are collateral damage in God's assault on my life.

No, it's the statue.  In 61 years, only one coach has won a title in any of the Big 3 sports (Big 4 if you add in softball that's gotten really popular and is another one we just can't get over the hump in), and we refuse to build that one coach a statue.  There's really no acceptable reason that would make the University look good for not doing it.  I guess we're just waiting for some old racist fuckers to die before we can make things right.

[Feral]

I am not even upset. I could see this happening. It is what we do.

Same.

My wife asked me earlier today how I thought the game would go.

No shit, I told her I thought we'd get down something like 8-2 and scratch a few late runs across to lose something like 8-4.

At this point I don't see us scoring 4.

[Sus-Scrofa]

Same.

My wife asked me earlier today how I thought the game would go.

No shit, I told her I thought we'd get down something like 8-2 and scratch a few late runs across to lose something like 8-4.

At this point I don't see us scoring 4.

We're winning 9-5

[BASS]

I said earlier 3 runs ain't winning this. I was right, they only need 1.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 5th.  HIT THE FUCKING BALL!

Aloy #2 strikes out swinging.  1 out.

Kozeal grounds out to 2nd.  2 outs.

(EDITOR'S NOTE:  Angie at 2nd has bobbled a couple, but not long enough for us to beat them out.)

Iredale strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 5th.  We're fucked.  3-0.