It's the Final Count Down (2025 Razorback Football)

Started by Italian Porn, Aug 05, 2025, 07:39 AM

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buff2.0

"I think they ran off the wrong quarterback."  That's a bold statement there after Storey came back in and thoroughly beat our ass.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HTL

We made Chad Morris generationally wealthy. #WinAsOneRazorback

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: HTL on Aug 21, 2025, 12:54 PMWe made Chad Morris generationally wealthy. #WinAsOneRazorback

It still pisses me off that Chad rolled in here and literally robbed the university/state, while his family stayed in Highland park.

Record aside - that left lane, hammer down bullshit, coupled with wearing a visor, makes him the biggest tool to stand on the sidelines since Nutt.


GeoHogsGeo

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 21, 2025, 01:50 PMIt still pisses me off that Chad rolled in here and literally robbed the university/state, while his family stayed in Highland park.

Record aside - that left lane, hammer down bullshit, coupled with wearing a visor, makes him the biggest tool to stand on the sidelines since Nutt.



When the majority of fans would take Nutt over you, you know you are a piece of shit.
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vegashog

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 21, 2025, 12:31 PM"I think they ran off the wrong quarterback."  That's a bold statement there after Storey came back in and thoroughly beat our ass.
morris lost not just the team, but the program by the end of his first season. wouldn't have mattered who the qb was.

and i think story bailed as much as he was run off.

SwahiliSteve

Quote from: Papa Pigeritus on Aug 21, 2025, 01:50 PMIt still pisses me off that Chad rolled in here and literally robbed the university/state, while his family stayed in Highland park.

Record aside - that left lane, hammer down bullshit, coupled with wearing a visor, makes him the biggest tool to stand on the sidelines since Nutt.


same but it pleasures me he has to carry around one of the worst coaching records in SEC history. Then Dani takes pity and gets roasted after Clemson shit the bed against duke.

There is literally a cbs article out there what's has chad as the worst coaching hires of the past decade. He won't ever be back in college ball again he belongs at the HS level or just not coaching at all. Apparently tly he's taking off this season to focus on his kid who's playing. 🙄
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HogOfWar

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Aug 21, 2025, 01:54 PMWhen the majority of fans would take Nutt over you, you know you are a piece of shit.

Now we have Great Value Nutt.
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razor5396

He should have been fired immediately for pulling this stunt.

Did we win a National Championship? No.

Did we win the SEC? No.

Did we beat an SEC rival? No.

We beat Colorado Fucking State.

Fucking retard threw a goddamn rave after beating Colorado State.

https://x.com/RazorbackFB/status/1173046438026199040?lang=en

buff2.0

"Coach, so this QB... Starkel... wears a Justin Bieber shirt that he thinks brings him good luck?"

"Yes."

"But he sucks."

"He's agreed to play without the Justin Bieber undershirt so he'll be more focused on our coaching this week."

<Next week>

"What the fuck, Coach, he was even worse without it."
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HTL

Proof that America is still the land of opportunity.

Barton Fink

Quote from: razor5396 on Aug 21, 2025, 06:50 PMHe should have been fired immediately for pulling this stunt.

Did we win a National Championship? No.

Did we win the SEC? No.

Did we beat an SEC rival? No.

We beat Colorado Fucking State.

Fucking retard threw a goddamn rave after beating Colorado State.

https://x.com/RazorbackFB/status/1173046438026199040?lang=en


How about "I'll never apologize for a win"

buff2.0

After a big win we're going to put a 3 minute timer on the screen before we let fans rush the field.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Barton Fink on Aug 21, 2025, 07:45 PMHow about "I'll never apologize for a win"

So almost never winning was a bold strategy, Cotton. 

piglosopher

The zipline entrance.

Not only a shitty coach but a cringelord that utterly humiliated us.

Wish we could give him the old ahkenhaten treatment and scrub every instance of him wearing razorback gear from all the interwebz.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: piglosopher on Aug 21, 2025, 08:57 PMThe zipline entrance.

Not only a shitty coach but a cringelord that utterly humiliated us.

Wish we could give him the old ahkenhaten treatment and scrub every instance of him wearing razorback gear from all the interwebz.

I wish it would've been a zipline. He probably would've smashed his Aggie melon into a wall. Maybe it would've uncrossed his eyes.

egregious

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Aug 21, 2025, 09:38 PMI wish it would've been a zipline. He probably would've smashed his Aggie melon into a wall. Maybe it would've uncrossed his eyes.

and it wasn't really him, so maybe the guy could have landed on him
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Texzilla

So Chad is taking 2025 off from coaching to watch his doofus son play at his 4th school, Virginia.  He's gone OU, TCU, UNT, Virginia. Chad's working as the "assistant to the CEO" for some football analytics app.  You can bet he's calling himself the Assistant CEO. We paid him to take a year off to watch his spawn play HS ball. 

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