It's the Final Count Down (2025 Razorback Football)

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Ray Zorback

irritatingly incompetent & infuriatingly unhelpful

Pig Benis

Quote from: Lurk on Aug 06, 2025, 11:48 AMHe's always talked decent about Arkansas, so it's not like he's just running us down.

I know he isn't. He generally likes Arkansas and spoke very highly of us when he visited for the Cincinnati game. He's not wrong in his assessment though.
The Lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it. 'Cuz that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. I don't care what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser? You go live in Russia. I'm a winner. I'm an American.

Lurk

Quote from: Pig Benis on Aug 06, 2025, 11:56 AMI know he isn't. He generally likes Arkansas and spoke very highly of us when he visited for the Cincinnati game. He's not wrong in his assessment though.
If anything, he's a sunshine pumper. It's going to be bad.
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

buff2.0

3 guaranteed wins on the schedule in Alabama A&M, stAte, and MooState.  Beat Memphis and that makes 4.  A second SEC win makes 5 on the season.  I think he's spot on.  We might jump up and beat Texas but we are just as capable of losing to someone we have no business losing to. 

If I knew an angry Bobby Petrino was in charge of preparing both sides of the ball for the season, I would be a lot more optimistic.  He would have already beaten Sowders to death with a motorcycle helmet.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Son of Spam

I wouldn't bet on us beating Memphis. They always come out prepared especially against us.
Well, shit...

BleedinRed

Quote from: Pig Benis on Aug 06, 2025, 11:32 AMhttps://youtube.com/shorts/_v49BU0lj7U

Get your piss hot!

Every team he listed; we play them every year.  Those teams are not materially better this year than they have been in previous years.

I don't get the thought that everyone gets better but poor ole Arkansas will be the same or worse.  We ahve talent.  We have good coaching.  We will be better.

Again, on the offensive side of the ball we have plenty of talent to compete against every team we play against.  Havn't looked at the defense yet so the analysis is incomplete.  

HTL

It's time for animal's preseason prognostication that literally mentions every player on the team.

animal

Quote from: Son of Spam on Aug 06, 2025, 12:58 PMI wouldn't bet on us beating Memphis. They always come out prepared especially against us.
It's always like a 7-3 game and we'll have the lead going into the final two minutes only to shit the bed. 

"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

Third_down_draw

Quote from: GeoHogsGeo on Aug 06, 2025, 10:07 AMI can't shake being apathetic for the start of the season.

I had chatgpt visualize my feelings
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GeoHogsGeo

Little Lebowski Urban Achiever

BleedinRed

I asked chatgpt to describe Woopig pictorially.

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Texzilla

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 06, 2025, 12:29 PM3 guaranteed wins on the schedule in Alabama A&M, stAte, and MooState.  Beat Memphis and that makes 4.  A second SEC win makes 5 on the season.  I think he's spot on.  We might jump up and beat Texas but we are just as capable of losing to someone we have no business losing to. 

If I knew an angry Bobby Petrino was in charge of preparing both sides of the ball for the season, I would be a lot more optimistic.  He would have already beaten Sowders to death with a motorcycle helmet.

I'm hopeful that State brings it and nails fat Sam.

piglosopher

Pittman is fired for going 5-7

Hogs welcome new HC Rhett Lashlee

Or idk

buff2.0

Quote from: piglosopher on Aug 06, 2025, 05:25 PMPittman is fired for going 5-7

Hogs welcome new HC Rhett Lashlee

Or idk

So our options are mediocrity or hell. Is there not a third?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

animal

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 06, 2025, 05:29 PMSo our options are mediocrity or hell. Is there not a third?
Dowell Loggains  >:D
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

obijuana

Quote from: buff2.0 on Aug 06, 2025, 05:29 PMSo our options are mediocrity or hell. Is there not a third?

Cheapest option available is the correct answer. Just like mantits.
I'm sorry Elvis......for all of it.

PorkyPig

Quote from: Third_down_draw on Aug 06, 2025, 02:05 PMI had chatgpt visualize my feelings
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That needs to be a Woopig t-shirt.

buff2.0

Someone send me that cup image from the bottom of the first Woopig
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."