Memphis Game Thread

Started by Show-Me Hog, Sep 20, 2025, 09:47 AM

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mde114

Green's TD pass looked like something you'd see in middle school. WR waiting for and running backwards for the ball.

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 20, 2025, 11:45 AMWhere is our third win?

We will probably still win this one.


HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Texzilla

So does Sam have us positioned to win a championship yet?  Yuri was totally correct in what he said.  It's his fault though for giving jughead this moronic contract. 

Twill is a shitty coach but he works for for a kindergarten teacher.  The team has no killer work ethic because the coach is a lazy fat fuck. 

buff2.0

Quote from: TC on Sep 20, 2025, 11:47 AMShould've been done after '23.

Yep.  Bringing Petrino back was fun and all, but he shouldn't have been here to even make that choice.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Texzilla on Sep 20, 2025, 11:48 AMSo does Sam have us positioned to win a championship yet?  Yuri was totally correct in what he said.  It's his fault though for giving jughead this moronic contract. 

Twill is a shitty coach but he works for for a kindergarten teacher.  The team has no killer work ethic because the coach is a lazy fat fuck. 

T-will?

T-can't.

DirkPiggler

Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

RazorB

We're losing right now and tackling bad because you all won't give your $1000 dollars to the program.

bigpig

Coach is lazy.
Team is lazy.

Nothing will change.
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RPL

Quote from: RazorB on Sep 20, 2025, 11:51 AMWe're losing right now and tackling bad because you all won't give your $1000 dollars to the program.

Any contribution to the program would have the same effect as throwing the same contribution into a fiery pit.

bigpig

Pittman continues to be a master at identifying what we suck at AFTER it hurts us.

He's no better than a fan in the stands.
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Sus-Scrofa


Thin Red Swine

Our defense being on the field 80% of the game is suboptimal.

buff2.0

Green with a Heisman quality throw.  Blake with skillet quality hands.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

BASS

What a throw by green. Great play by the db.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

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Death, Taxes, and the Razorbacks.

razor5396


Show-Me Hog

Memphis returns the favor with bad tackling. Looked identical. Pillow fight.

Thin Red Swine

Took less than three minutes off the clock.

Defense going back out in the heat.

bigpig

One "Bad Green" play does not compare to an absolute disastrous defensive effort.

If Bobby doesn't want to be HC, go hire a mean and scary and demanding DC to replace Pittman, get a new DC under him, and keep Bobby doing what he's doing.
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