Memphis Game Thread

Started by Show-Me Hog, Sep 20, 2025, 09:47 AM

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buff2.0

Alright, we're going to wear their defense out with our shitty blocking.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Quote from: RPL on Sep 20, 2025, 11:04 AMI really dislike games with Joe Tessitore calling the game on TV.

Ugh. 

Jesse Palmer to round out the booth.  :suicide:
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

buff2.0

Now I see why Memphis likes to blitz the safety so much, because he can't cover for shit.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hogfan58

Damn that didn't take long
I need help and I know it.

billyhog


HogOfWar

Are playing our defense and they just switched jerseys?
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

BASS

Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

BASS

Our defense is still shitty. Water is wet.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Thin Red Swine

Over/under needs to be about 87.

Hogfan58

There is the defense we know and love
I need help and I know it.

BASS

Our d line can get some push on a conference USA oline. Barely. Still has 4 seconds to throw.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

razor5396

Just hire Bobby. If this defense could piss a drop, we would be unbeatable

BASS

Their QB sucks thank God.

Can't hit the broad side of a barn but he can throw it over it.
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Sus-Scrofa


buff2.0

What's the NCAA record for sacks broken by the QB on a single play?
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Gambler


Papa Pigeritus

Our defense looks like they had a plate a ribs before the game.

Son of Spam

Three guys hit their QB in the backfield and can't tackle him.
Well, shit...

Hogfan58

How did we not sack him
I need help and I know it.

Sus-Scrofa

Our guy just said "don't worry, I won't tackle you"