Memphis Game Thread

Started by Show-Me Hog, Sep 20, 2025, 09:47 AM

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Son of Spam

Our "huge" DL must be timed on the 40 with an hour glass.
Well, shit...

Guardrail

Quote from: bigpig on Sep 20, 2025, 12:14 PMHe's probably already been contacted by a top tier school for next year and doesn't want to get injured.
This.

Well, he knocked a pass down.
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RPL

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 20, 2025, 12:15 PMOur "huge" DL must be timed on the 40 with an hour glass.

I'm surprised you aren't at the game.

Son of Spam

Quote from: RPL on Sep 20, 2025, 12:16 PMI'm surprised you aren't at the game.
Actually, it never dawned on me to go. I am about done with our football team. Getting into High School football now.
Well, shit...

Thin Red Swine

Lewis is now 5/16.

He could easily be about 12/16.

Gambler

Quote from: RPL on Sep 20, 2025, 12:14 PMWas that not a hold on Memphis?!
That's not a penalty anymore.

Show-Me Hog

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on Sep 20, 2025, 12:18 PMLewis is now 5/16.

He could easily be about 12/16.

He had an easy run for a first down when he chose to throw into the pass break up.

red death

Sorry is definitely injured.
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Thin Red Swine

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 20, 2025, 12:19 PMHe had an easy run for a first down when he chose to throw into the pass break up.

Dual threat.

Can't throw. Can't think.

HTL

Sorey plays every single snap. Probably part of it.

RPL

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 20, 2025, 12:18 PMActually, it never dawned on me to go. I am about done with our football team. Getting into High School football now.

I watch the games and that's about it. Not invested as to whether the team wins or loses like I used to be. If we win, "yay!"  If we lose, "okay." 

Maybe when the grands are playing for the Hogs you'll be invested again. 

Snorts

We have no pursuit due to loafing/laziness/lack of effort. How do they get away with it?  Watch away from the ball on any of their chunk plays. Trotting players in red. Disgusting.
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Hognrock

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 20, 2025, 12:15 PMOur "huge" DL must be timed on the 40 with an hour glass.

We had a P on my HS team that we called sundial for that exact reason.

RPL

Mass chaos and confusion in Memphis.

Whodathunkit?

buff2.0

That was a heck of a hit. Great job holding onto the ball.
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HogOfWar

Quote from: Hognrock on Sep 20, 2025, 12:21 PMWe had a P on my HS team that we called sundial for that exact reason.

Sundial. :maundoed:
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Thin Red Swine

Nice 7-yard throw on 3rd and 10.


Son of Spam

Quote from: RPL on Sep 20, 2025, 12:21 PMI watch the games and that's about it. Not invested as to whether the team wins or loses like I used to be. If we win, "yay!"  If we lose, "okay." 

Maybe when the grands are playing for the Hogs you'll be invested again. 
Same here. Just not the same since NIL.
Well, shit...

Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: Snorts on Sep 20, 2025, 12:21 PMWe have no pursuit due to loafing/laziness/lack of effort. How do they get away with it?  Watch away from the ball on any of their chunk plays. Trotting players in red. Disgusting.

Exactly. And T-Will is on the sideline high-fiving versus chewing ass.

Gambler

7 yd pattern on 3rd and 10.