Memphis Game Thread

Started by Show-Me Hog, Sep 20, 2025, 09:47 AM

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red death

We will not get a call today.  This game was set up for Memphis and their make believe playoff run.

It's obvious. 
"The very existence of flamethrowers means that somebody somewhere said you know I wan't to set that person over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

George Carlin

Feral

Quote from: razor5396 on Sep 20, 2025, 01:32 PMAnother blown lead in the second half? Where have i seen this beforeI dont feel good about this

Anyone who's watched us in the Bertman eras doesn't feel good about this game.

Only Arkansas could make being up by 11 feel like down a TD.

Son of Spam

Well, shit...

Gambler

Maybe don't run to the left on 1st down.

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

vegashog

Quote from: Gambler on Sep 20, 2025, 01:34 PMMaybe don't run to the left on 1st down.
ya think? four rushing attempts in the quarter and all to the side we're getting stuffed on.

Feral

Quote from: Gambler on Sep 20, 2025, 01:34 PMMaybe don't run to the left on 1st down.

Don't need to run left at all. Carmona is getting punked.

Show-Me Hog

What did they say on TV? How was that not a false start?

Snorts

We get caught yelling signals. We can't even cheat right.
Death, Taxes, and the Razorbacks.

BASS

We keep finding new ways to fuck up
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

Spiderham

That ref just hustled more making a call than Sorey does during a play. 
Oak Grove in the house.

Son of Spam

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 20, 2025, 01:37 PMWhat did they say on TV? How was that not a false start?
Delay of game...defense.
Well, shit...

buff2.0

If you don't hate our defense you're not paying attention
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar the first time his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Feral

T-Will has to go.

Everything about this defense is horrendous. 

animal

Yes this DC needs to not even get on the buss/plane
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it

HOGSRUNWILD

Coverage bust ya say?  I'm shocked, shocked I tell ya.

Natty_Ice

Things of that nature

HogOfWar

Quote from: Son of Spam on Sep 20, 2025, 01:37 PMDelay of game...defense.

How does that happen?

Doesn't matter Defense going to give up a TD anyway.
The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Feral

Yet again Sorey pulls a player forward for a first down

animal

If I'm not mistaken both our co-DC's have a background as DB guys. This unit is just fucking garbage.
"I got fired for using free speech" yea imagine getting killed over it