Notre Dame v Arkansas also K-Pop artist of the week (official game thread)

Started by animal, Sep 27, 2025, 06:24 AM

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buff2.0

Quote from: Feral on Sep 27, 2025, 11:29 AMWhile we're all shitting on Pittman, T-Will and the defense, we need to shit can our S&C coach. 

No excuse for us to be winded, getting pushed around, missing tackles and getting blown through for extra yards.

This team is weak and has zero conditioning.

Yes.  Drown him in a literal can filled with liquid shit.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HOGSRUNWILD

Defensive guy sticks him, then 10 other players stand there with their dicks in their hands doing absolutely nothing and let him fall into the endzone.  Fuck this whole defensive team.  Every one of them needs their scholarships pulled.  If TWill can't get them to play hard, fire his ass at halftime.

Feral

I'll say it again:

this Strength & Conditioning coach sucks horribly. 

Thin Red Swine

Yep. One fucking guy, a 180-pound DB risks his neck and three others just stop and stare.

HOGSRUNWILD

Quote from: Feral on Sep 27, 2025, 11:31 AMI'll say it again:

this Strength & Conditioning coach sucks horribly. 

Just following the lead of the Head Coach.

Gambler

Quote from: Show-Me Hog on Sep 27, 2025, 11:28 AMIt doesn't matter what Notre Dame fills in the blank with. They aren't punting today.

2nd and _____
3rd and _____
He never left the locker room. Don't need him.

buff2.0

Y'all be nice to Sowders.  This defense has never felt more unified or accepting of one another's lifestyle choices.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

Hognrock

It needs to be 4 down territory every time (outside of say 4th and 15+). 

Too Big Pig

"When life gives you lemons...fuck life"
- Sir John Michael of Oklahoma

buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."


BASS

Hey Braylen's Daddy - that's why he doesn't get more plays
Fuck your feelings
Ain't found a way to kill me yet
I have hawgtism

snoots


Son of Spam

We need to go for it on fourth down every time. They will score anyway, no matter where the ball ends up.
Well, shit...

gorillawarfare

D starters already cashed their checks.  We should cut them all and let the second and third team get tape out there so they can get a jump on the portal. 

Texzilla


vegashog


Papa Pigeritus

Quote from: buff2.0 on Sep 27, 2025, 11:35 AMLet Braylen's dad call in bitching about that play

Careful. He will be calling into DJ and complaining about Buff.

HogOfWar

The dildo of consequence, rarely arrives lubed.

Thin Red Swine

That was a backward pass, good thing the incompetent SEC refs didn't see it.