The NEXT Coach

Started by PHARMHOG, Sep 28, 2025, 01:21 PM

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passed


buff2.0

"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

HogOfWar

Quote from: passed on Nov 11, 2025, 06:51 AMI'll Devil's Advocate here a bit (hold while I swallow the vomit)... Ahem.  If the AD's primary job is to bring in money and play grab ass with Boosters, then perhaps he would be better than Hunter?  I mean, the dude HAS a lot of dumb shit he gets all kinds of people to buy in to, including well connected / wealthy people. 

As long as the players are still looked at as "student-athletes" he has a lot of administrative duties and probably not ideal.

If the main sports are separated from the university, which I think they will in the near future, then Bazell would be ideal as a GM to get money toward the football program.
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HTL

We're to the stage of the search where Duckman has been banned from Hogville lol.

Lurk

Quote from: HTL on Nov 11, 2025, 10:05 AMWe're to the stage of the search where Duckman has been banned from Hogville lol.
Who's he saying we're going to get?
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HTL


Spiderham

Quote from: HTL on Nov 11, 2025, 10:56 AMGruden!
I'm sure they are banning Duckman because he knows too much.   ::)
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TC

Quote from: HTL on Nov 11, 2025, 10:05 AMWe're to the stage of the search where Duckman has been banned from Hogville lol.

Send him a pm and tell him he's welcome back over here anytime.  No one will ever mention a word about you-know-what. Promise.   8)

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HTL

Welcome to Fayetteville, Nicholas.

vegashog

brandon walker is a huge miss st fan and loves to troll arkansas for some reason. i think he's making fun of bones's tweet.

HTL

Whoever that Curry Sage guy is says the hire is a 4 in a 1-10 scale.

Natty_Ice

Quote from: HTL on Nov 12, 2025, 04:39 AMWhoever that Curry Sage guy is says the hire is a 4 in a 1-10 scale.

math checks out
Things of that nature

PorkyPig

I wonder what candidates would rank a 4?  If true, so much for going all in.

HTL

Quote from: PorkyPig on Nov 12, 2025, 07:23 AMI wonder what candidates would rank a 4?  If true, so much for going all in.
Row the boat!

DirkPiggler

Quote from: HTL on Nov 12, 2025, 04:39 AMWhoever that Curry Sage guy is says the hire is a 4 in a 1-10 scale.

I think that was his rating in terms of "splash factor" or some such nonsense. 
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

buff2.0

Quote from: HTL on Nov 12, 2025, 04:39 AMWhoever that Curry Sage guy is says the hire is a 4 in a 1-10 scale.

This is the most believable comment yet, because... Arkansas.
"That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit."

For $7 mil I'll put a webcam in front of my shitter so I can answer fan questions while I drop the Longhorns off in College Station.

Once authored a post that critics claimed, "Was notaslibro level."

The Whyte Boar

Some smoke around Dan Lanning.  Sounds crazy and then I looked up his bio and see that he is from Missouri got ties to the Graham, Norvell, and Malzahn crew and realize he might actually be "the guy" for some boosters and he is someone who might be favorably disposed to Arkansas and getting back to the area.

Anyway, something to talk about until we hire the Memphis coach.

DirkPiggler

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 12, 2025, 08:18 AMSome smoke around Dan Lanning.  Sounds crazy and then I looked up his bio and see that he is from Missouri got ties to the Graham, Norvell, and Malzahn crew and realize he might actually be "the guy" for some boosters and he is someone who might be favorably disposed to Arkansas and getting back to the area.

Anyway, something to talk about until we hire the Memphis coach.

No way Lanning turns down Alabama and then moves to Arkansas two years later.  For one, even if we came up with $20MM per year and equivalent NIL I think Nike would match it to keep him.
Perish peacefully in a warm environment.

animal

Quote from: The Whyte Boar on Nov 12, 2025, 08:18 AMSome smoke around Dan Lanning.  Sounds crazy and then I looked up his bio and see that he is from Missouri got ties to the Graham, Norvell, and Malzahn crew and realize he might actually be "the guy" for some boosters and he is someone who might be favorably disposed to Arkansas and getting back to the area.

Anyway, something to talk about until we hire the Memphis coach.
I want to say his wife or him is from the KCK area  
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